Jacobean Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 So sorry Karen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celeste Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I have ordered a red SMEG fridge freezer, so thank you for the advice here. Yes it is all about looks not functionality, yes it is rather a lot more then I ever dreamt of spending on a Fridge/Freezer -but hey, it's all for me and it's my treat so I shall not feel guilty!!! It is being delivered on the 18th February...and I am very excited. Not that it will go with the tiles and paint so now I need some of Merledogs enthusiasm for interior decorating to get it looking good for the important arrival!! Mxxx Oooo ! your getting a red one ! I'm dead jealous Ben had his second round of hydro today, he was better, he still made a lot of noise going in, but he didn't have that blind panic look. What's with people who go on Embarrassing Bodies ?, let's just take a second and think about this, the premise of the programme is that if you are too embarrassed to go to your own GP with your manky knob, then the perfect solution, to spare your blushes in the privacy of an examination room, is to go on national telly and whip out your wanger for million's of stranger's to laugh at , bizarre ...not that I'm complaining, I love it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickentikka Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I have a house with a narrow front hall so could never have a Smeggie fridge. Celeste you gave me the reminder to download my London Calling cd onto my iPod this morning My sort of RMF or laugh at Tiks thing for the day I work for the trustees of a big pension scheme and some of them expect to be treated in a suitably deferential manner, however they have learnt that doesn't always happen with me. Anyhow the beeb has contacted us as they are going to be making a documentary about the electricity industry and I had been involved as I do the pensioners magazine and other stuff. I had to rush out an email to one of our trustees who is a pensioner asking some questions and if he wanted to be put forward, then I quipped ....and I was thinking burglary, I don't suppose you have any outstanding charges of bigamy or buggery which would prevent you from appearing on national tv........and just hit send then I realised and have remained in a cold sweat moment ever since and haven't yet had a reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumpole Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 you love manky knobs? strange girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotslass Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 What's with people who go on Embarrassing Bodies ?, let's just take a second and think about this, the premise of the programme is that if you are too embarrassed to go to your own GP with your manky knob, then the perfect solution, to spare your blushes in the privacy of an examination room, is to go on national telly and whip out your wanger for million's of stranger's to laugh at , then I quipped ....and I was thinking burglary, I don't suppose you have any outstanding charges of bigamy or buggery which would prevent you from appearing on national tv........and just hit send Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spins4me Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 (edited) What's with people who go on Embarrassing Bodies ?, let's just take a second and think about this, the premise of the programme is that if you are too embarrassed to go to your own GP with your manky knob, then the perfect solution, to spare your blushes in the privacy of an examination room, is to go on national telly and whip out your wanger for million's of stranger's to laugh at , bizarre ...not that I'm complaining, I love it ! My GP told me that all the doctors in our local surgery watch it so they can be prepared for what they'll be seeing in the days following the programme. She said, "I always have young men coming in wanting to show me their penises because they think there's something wrong with them." Then she sighed and shuddered and said, "And I do wish they wouldn't!" Edited February 3, 2010 by Spins4me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merledogs Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Morning What's with people who go on Embarrassing Bodies ?, let's just take a second and think about this, the premise of the programme is that if you are too embarrassed to go to your own GP with your manky knob, then the perfect solution, to spare your blushes in the privacy of an examination room, is to go on national telly and whip out your wanger for million's of stranger's to laugh at , bizarre ...not that I'm complaining, I love it ! That progamme makes me feel queasy I'll never forget one episode where they showed a close up of a bloke's golf ball sized piles hanging from his hairy arse I don't suppose you have any outstanding charges of bigamy or buggery which would prevent you from appearing on national tv........and just hit send then I realised and have remained in a cold sweat moment ever since and haven't yet had a reply Ooops Snow is still hanging about but hoping it's gonna disappear today. RMF : The rash on my neck has spread to under my chin and down between my breasticles. I remembered I did use some cream on it the other day which I hadn't used for ages, so it must be that. The Sudocrem hasn't had any effect, so I need to rethink what I'm going to put on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 morning all the dogs have got lamb for breakfast, they love me lol just getting ready to take mother for her tests, please think 'all clear' thoughts, thank you xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celeste Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 I work for the trustees of a big pension scheme and some of them expect to be treated in a suitably deferential manner, however they have learnt that doesn't always happen with me. Anyhow the beeb has contacted us as they are going to be making a documentary about the electricity industry and I had been involved as I do the pensioners magazine and other stuff. I had to rush out an email to one of our trustees who is a pensioner asking some questions and if he wanted to be put forward, then I quipped ....and I was thinking burglary, I don't suppose you have any outstanding charges of bigamy or buggery which would prevent you from appearing on national tv........and just hit send then I realised and have remained in a cold sweat moment ever since and haven't yet had a reply , Has he replied yet ? RMF : The rash on my neck has spread to under my chin and down between my breasticles. I remembered I did use some cream on it the other day which I hadn't used for ages, so it must be that. The Sudocrem hasn't had any effect, so I need to rethink what I'm going to put on it. Try Bio-Oil, you can get it from any chemist, it sorted my rash, but it did take a few days. just getting ready to take mother for her tests, please think 'all clear' thoughts, thank you xxx All clear, thought's for your mammy ....then will you PLEASE take it easy !?. Grey manky day here, ho hum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Bought the hounds a giant purple fluffy honking octopus, but they have spurned it. Ingrates! All toys get spurned here, only acceptable items are things we have beachcombed ourselves. We have an interesting collection of fishing floats and bits of rope. Only octopus mine would look at is a deceased real one, nicely dried up and salted. How big is the purple honking one? Would it look good in the passenger seat of our car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophie Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Morning!  Today has been very stressful so far   Our buyers pulled out of buying our house  We also discovered that our buildings and contents insurance is invalid as our house was underpinned 20+ years ago  Have had a frantic morning trying to arrange insurance.  Is sorted now, kind of, but was a rather stressful hour during which we had no insurance and it looked like no one would insure us I now have a demo to do for work.  At 10.00 last night my code wasn't working - previously working code that I didn't think had changed went wonky - any attempts to save new things gave a server error, attempts to update things created new entries, and the delete function reported success but didn't actually do anything  Have managed to get it all working this morning, thankfully! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackmagic Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 RMF : The rash on my neck has spread to under my chin and down between my breasticles. I remembered I did use some cream on it the other day which I hadn't used for ages, so it must be that. The Sudocrem hasn't had any effect, so I need to rethink what I'm going to put on it. Get an anti ith cream from the chemist- E45 anti itch is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 benadryl cream is fantastic, I use it a lot. mother has been for her scan. she gets the results tomorrow. in hospital I lost 4kg, so im not obese any more! I have just bought my first size 12 trousers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spins4me Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Sounds like they weren't feeding you but great news about the size 12 trousers. The thought of you being obese makes me laugh - there's nothing of you!! Sending good thoughts for your Mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 there is even less now lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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