Helly Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 sometimes i despair. my kennels phone just rang over and over, every time answer machine kicked it, it stopped and then started again. i gave up and answered to a woman who is exceptionally put out that I am not prepared to take a booking for her bloody cat tonight. I asked her if she honestly thought i should be working at 10pm on a friday night and she thought that was reasonable request because she booked her holiday online and the internet isnt shut so why am i. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kats n greys Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Well why not, I mean anybody would think that you were human and needed some rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickentikka Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 I am a hob nob fan but have not been injured by one yet I will approach my tea and biccie breaks with caution from now on. I thought that I had a few insect bites on my lower back earlier today but it has either turned into a mahoosive insect bitie fest or a big rash all along my trouser line. I've done a big blobbage of TCP so I stink and will report back later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JulesB Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Di, find out where she works, wait five hours after she clocks off and then ring her repeatedly. Silly mare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spins4me Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 I am a hob nob fan but have not been injured by one yet I will approach my tea and biccie breaks with caution from now on. I thought that I had a few insect bites on my lower back earlier today but it has either turned into a mahoosive insect bitie fest or a big rash all along my trouser line. I've done a big blobbage of TCP so I stink and will report back later. Maybe whatever bit you walked along the waistband of your trousers biting as it went and that's why you have what seems to be a rash in a line. Nasty little devil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_angel Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Am really struggling to grasps names at the moment I think the 3 vodkas and cokes may be the reason and its really frustrating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacobean Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Oooh did you have a good night? Didn't get chance to ask you where you were going. Have you got any allergy tabs in Tikks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickentikka Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) I was very worried as Bubbles wasn't out of bed earlier even though I'd given her cage a few nudges to wake her up and was preparing myself to delve into her bed, when up she popped, as cross as ever She's had some food, a cuddle, a run around and gone back for some more food so, touch wood, her oddness of last night was all my fault and I should prepare my fingers for retribution Edited August 14, 2009 by chickentikka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snow Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 A little joke to cheer us up .... Guts or Balls There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.'' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_angel Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Lol Was good we went bowling and then a few drinks. I got the lowest score but i dont care lol. Am finding it frustrating its taking me 3 times as long to write things as I have to go back and correct typos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacobean Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Drunk in charge of a computer. Hmm. Sounds like a good night. I'm rubbish at bowling. Glad Bubbles is ok Tikks. Bet she's pleased with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snow Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Donald Duck on a dirty weekend calls reception and asks for some condoms. Receptionist says shall I put them on your bill? .. " Dont be thucking thupid id thuffocate !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurel n Hardy Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Am really struggling to grasps names at the moment I think the 3 vodkas and cokes may be the reason and its really frustrating it's really quite simple you are Amy, repeat Amy, that an A, an M and a Y.. ok, phew, glad we cleared that one up RMF I am wandering the mean streets of Macclesfield tomorrow, putting up posters in every shop I can sweet talk into... night night all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumpole Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 have you been drinking snowball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merledogs Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Morning I took all four dogs to bed with so had a bit of a restless night, but I wanted my boys with me We have to bury our boy tonight I hope it went as well as these things can According to the local paper police have had to break into two cars this week to get overheated dogs out Utter f*ckin morons sometimes i despair. my kennels phone just rang over and over, every time answer machine kicked it, it stopped and then started again. i gave up and answered to a woman who is exceptionally put out that I am not prepared to take a booking for her bloody cat tonight. I asked her if she honestly thought i should be working at 10pm on a friday night and she thought that was reasonable request because she booked her holiday online and the internet isnt shut so why am i. Do 1471, get her number and then ring her back at 3am repeatedly She's had some food, a cuddle, a run around and gone back for some more food so, touch wood, her oddness of last night was all my fault and I should prepare my fingers for retribution Pleased that Bubbles is back to her obstreperous self RMF : I am really hoping Milly can come home today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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