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if you are getting the contracts and making money, stuff em! you cant do more xxx

 

a ruddy great big flea strolling round her face just before we went to bed!

but havent seen any this morning, lets pray they have gone, but ill get mouse clipped. she looks like a yeti rather than a pug so no idea whats under there

we love each and every one of you xxx

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Alex, you aren't being moany, i hope today is a bit better for you

Murtle, hope your boss turns up or if not i agree window shopping en route to the next office is a good idea

flea free thoughts being sent your way Jazz

it is foggy here.... very odd!

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Went into the garage this morning to see if the rats had taken the bait. Good news is that they had e.ptied the bag just about. Bad news is when I went further into the garage there was absolutely tons of rat poo (vom) so either there are zillions of them or they have been there ages, or both. I chucked another bag of poison down just in case. I know I am going to have to be brave at some point and clear the garage out to get rid of the bodies.

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Suzeanna sounds like positive news for the response xxx

 

Can anyone help me? I stayed in a hotel with a lovely chair! I will like to see if I can find a similar chair for OH to try and see if he finds comfortable but I don't know how to searh for it!!

 

Hopefully I have successfully attached it...

 

B25F12C3-CEC5-4CB1-96DD-F4F1F0B58F72_zps

 

It's the chair and the footstool I am looking for!

 

Fank yew muchly

 

Xxx

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Very happy after seeing the oncologist...he listened to my doubts about further treatment of any sort, listed my medical problems then agree completely that chemo was unnecessary as I am negative for HER ...things like tamoxifen or similar would have too many side effects considering the ones I have already, and said in his opinion I have a very very good chance of a complete recovery with no recurrence. Oh how I wish someone could say that to you Griff.

 

I am so pleased for you Suzeanna

 

 

 

Jazz , you can try a flea trap like this

 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/GOTCHA-Flea-Killer-Trap-STV020/dp/B00D1RFOZA/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1394811864&sr=8-3&keywords=flea+trap+sticky+pads

 

 

they do work

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Marion - you'll like this one :wink:

 

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)

by Pam Ayres

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And then I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there rude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

 

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