Fee Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 THE HEARTHRUG DOG We've had the teacup dog and the handbag dog – now the very latest thing, the Hearthrug dog. Do you have a large house and more money than sense? Are you bored with taking the same old route from one end of your living room to another? If so then a Hearthrug dog is for you! The Hearthrug dog's uncanny ability to lie exactly where you most want to put your feet means that every time you cross the room you will be presented with a new and delightful challenge. You will be forced to take novel and sometimes dangerous paths just to reach your own kitchen. No two trips across the room will ever be the same! Family and visitors alike can't fail to be charmed by this exciting addition to your home. THE GRELUKI An exotic mixture of Greyhound and Saluki, this versatile dog is equally at home in the living rooms of Middle England or the deserts of North Africa. This dog has a proud working history, and is ideally suited to any tasks which require mad aimless running or excessive sleeping. Now most popular as an elegant sofa accessory, the Greluki-Salhound comes with an exclusive range of contrasting throws, guaranteed to show your spare sofa off to best advantage. THE BOPPET This delightful little Border Terrier/Whippet cross is a post-handbag dog especially for those superstars worried that their blinged-up canine accessories might out-dress and upstage them. The Boppet's careful breeding absolutely guarantees that no amount of bathing, brushing, clipping or grooming will ever make the Boppet look anything but completely scruffy – and thus will always make you look good! The Boppet is a must for anyone who's confident superstar image masks inner doubts or deep psychological insecurities THE WHOLLIE A whippet/collie mixture, this dog is particularly popular with those who want a dog that can not only outrun them but outsmart them as well. This is a revival of a traditional breed, long used for herding rabbits on Welsh hillsides. A perfect miniature sighthound measuring just 20" to the shoulder, the Whollie is ideal for anyone who has ever wanted a larger sighhound but can't be arsed to look after one. The Whollie is a little larger than the popular teacup breeds but could, if forced, fit into a large soup tureen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boosboss Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 The Jaffie Jack Russell X Staffie All the wahwahhing, whurwhurring and wheepwheeping of the standard staffie, with a hooooooooge helping of Jackitude. Short in the body, short in the leg, long in the park, long in the bed. Known defects:- Intense hatred of Police motorcycles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purrpuss Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 Aaaahhhh the Boppet My kind of little scruffy cuddly Fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranirottie Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 love the Boppet. x very funny captions. x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cycas Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 The Waheyhound The Waheyhound is an exciting new blend of greyhound, whippet, collie and cartoon dog. Ideally suited to anyone who is looking for a comedy-effect sighthound to cause mild hysteria in passers by and distract attention from themselves on bad hair days by doing silly walks. Loves to sneak up behind strangers and give them a good buttock-probing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddogwoman Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 the windowdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoebejo Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 The Yourguessisasgoodasmine The ears of a Spaniel, the herding instinct of a collie but without the collie brains. Very noisy, very stupid but very cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tzumit Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 The Bah Humbug! Dog No use talking about, presents and trees and baubles - just shout them when the Turkey is ready - and yes it is a real hat (bothered!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReikiAnge Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 :biglaugh: Fantastic thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockergirl Posted February 25, 2007 Report Share Posted February 25, 2007 This is great, keep em coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fee Posted February 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 The Waheyhound That picture of Az absolutely cracks me up. You're right, definitely some cartoon dog in the breed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JulesB Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 I am torn between the Whollie and the Waheyhound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkle Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 PMSL cracking thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachelpirate Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 The Rhodesian Streybox Hound. A... unique blend of Rhodesian Ridgeback and Greyhound with hints of Staffie and Boxer, just perfect for the fashion concious person who longs to have the food stolen from their hand and their house destroyed by flailing limbs. This dog combines the best from each breed - The drool of the Boxer, the courage (ahem) and food obsession of the Greyhound, the size and strength of the Ridgeback and the over enthusiastic clumsiness of the Staffie. Can be found straying in Ireland, very exclusive! The Birmingham Fighting Retrollie A fluffy, innocent looking dog just waiting to pounce of her adversaries. The perfect breed for anti-social thugs who don't want to look suspicious, the Retrollie's true nature is never suspected. A great guard dog, providing she never meets anyone who'll stand their ground; which is when the BFR's running prowess is truly displayed. Affectionate with those she knows, the BFR has a tendency to punch you in the eye whenever she wants something. Can be obtained from fed-up owners in Birmingham. I'd do one for Wilbur, but he's such a stereotypical Labrador that it wouldn't really work. :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staffymonkey Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 (edited) The you-must-be-aving'-a-laugh-fordshire bull terrorist Spends its's time mostly in hysterical convolutions at a joke that no-one else gets. A bit of a sad tale really, as it;s the-wind-changed-direction -and-I-got-stuck snarl/snigger has the tendency to terrify small children and reduce adults to fits of hysteria. All in all, an excellent weapon of mass destruction... Edited February 27, 2007 by staffymonkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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