Trudi Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Today is dustbin day so I wandered out to the front to fetch it in... All this big snow has buried my usual landmarks that i use to guide myself about the place so a sensible person would've left the bin for hubby to have collected but I am not known for my common sense.... Got down the driveway by hanging onto the fence then I managed to inadvertantly turn the wrong way when collecting the bin and seem to have wandered into the middle of the road instead of back up our driveway - my poor neighbour over the road was almost having a heart attack when he got to me I wouldn't mind so much but the bloody bin was acting like a snowplow and dragging all the snow along with it - ah well at least we cleared some of the road and there is now a walkway up the driveway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 your great, you really are lol please remind me at 2.30 to ring the vets. ive got it in my brain im in for the day. I dont think the vet and the foster will appreciate me staying here in my blankie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzeanna Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Trudi, can you get your husband to tie some string, or wool or something between the main landmarks that you need, so you can feel if you are going in the right direction? A fence round the pond sounds a good idea too, it's too cold for impromtu swims! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trudi Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Ah but he has banned me from doing half the things I do so that I don't get into trouble One day I will accept that I am blind and should take more care when doing stuff but it's been over 2 years now and it hasn't sunk in yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collies r best Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Trudi you have a knack at telling things in such a funny way as well. Keep on entertaining us [as long as you dont get hurt!!!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spins4me Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Forgot to say took Izzie to beach a few days ago when a bloke with a border collie came down behind us. Kept Izzie on lead as she can be funny with some dogs [still working on it!] he let his dog off and started lobbing a tennis ball around right past us Iz was going mad wanting the ball and the bloke was shouting orders to his dog who was beautifully behaved to be fair. Then he announced to his dog 'at least you're trained and dont need a lead' My response was 'Izzie i'm so sorry i didnt realise collies had to have fecking ar*****es as owners'. Cue the bloke storming off What a GIT! Nice response, collies r best. Made me LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merledogs Posted November 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Ah but he has banned me from doing half the things I do so that I don't get into trouble One day I will accept that I am blind and should take more care when doing stuff but it's been over 2 years now and it hasn't sunk in yet I should lend you Bumpy Max, then you can lead each other into trouble Seriously (without trying to sound patronising), I really admire you and the way you cope with it all without losing your sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incapuppy Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Trudi, your story about the snowman really made me giggle I reckon when you realised you were unable to match the head and the body up it must have been like one of those old Hamlet Cigar 'moments' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 are you going to get a guide dog? though it would take the fun out of things lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacobean Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 You're all making me laugh today. Jazz did you ring the vets? Got out of my pit at 2 to take Scoobs out. He's made up it's snowed again. Amy who is your adorable guest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incapuppy Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 I've been completing online forms for quotes for our travel insurance which needs to include pre-existing medical conditions. OH has an irregular heartbeat and one of the questions for him was as follows: Do you have the following fitted: 1. a pacemaker 2. a defibrillator 3. a pacemaker and a defibrillator 4. none of the above 5. Don't know Don't know - WTF???!!!! I know I'm a bit dense at the best of times but seriously, how could anyone not know whether they had one of these?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happylittlegreensquirrel Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 I am trying to make a imovie movie lets just say I am not Steven Spielberg and leave it at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spins4me Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Felt the need for a little snack so have had a big spoon of peanut butter and a banana. Yum OH is looking at me strangely! RMF Flo cut open one of her front pads so the vet has stapled it together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemstone Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Hope everyone is ok. I've come down with a virus so have taken to me pit like. RMQ ? has any one seen Liza Tarbuck Recently I heard her on the radio in the summer. She didn't sound like a cat in a box though . My friend has just given me my first Christmas card which is an advent one . I can count down the days to finishing work now . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merledogs Posted November 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Zooplus sent me an advent calendar for the dogs. I don't know how I am going to split one treat into four each day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts