Mrs B Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I got a message from one in Llanelli. Undeterred by my polite refusal, he insisted that he adored older ladies and was very fit and able to satisfy my deepest desire. As my deepest desire is to get a few hundred missing dogs home and all the poundies safe, he would need to be very fit I am thinking that maybe there's a few Fugees could do with some "helpful" turn off tactics for when Melp's admirers are on the loose. So for starters, maybe Owl's thoughts could be turned to words, and the proposed first date should take place AFTER they've helped Owl with all her lost dogs/poundies problems. And if they persist perhaps they would like to assist with a night search - perhaps in the wet. Or they could do that "challenging to organise" transport run. Anyone with a hippo dog in need of a bath? And Melp can devise a fiendish spelling/grammar test. Anyone passing any or preferably all of these tests would surely be worthy of a Fugee's tentative interest ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melp Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I might have to start writing to some of these people as Aunty Melps. I swear they need some tips. Its not too much to ask that someone make an effort is it? Some peoplee can't spell, maybe they have dyslexia and thats ok but its very clear that th majority just can't be bothered. If I see another set of man jugs today I will jump off something tall. Hoe dare I criticise when I just spelt people like that^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_angel Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Lol Mel thats classic Maybe they are intent on changing your mind!! The stars tattoo girl is the one who had 56 stars tattooed onto her face then claimed she only asked for 3 and had fallen asleep during the session. Shes finally admitted she did ask for the whole lot but had started denying it when her Dad went ballistic wit her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs B Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 that th majority Pot. Kettle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacobean Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 (edited) Afternoon Mel the is spelt thE tut i don't know. Thanks for making me laugh on a day when I needed to. You're good at that. Haven't heard of NCIS or whatever it was. Nor tattoo girl. I'm starting to think I live on a different planet to everyone else I'm wondering if Scooby learnt something while with Sarah EGAR person as he seems okish with a lot of bullbreeds. I'm not chancing it though because his moods change so quickly. He actually sniffed one earlier on and was fine. Sadly another little chick has been eaten by a cat this morning so I think that's the lot gone. Very sad as it's the first set of thrushes I've seen. Thanks Mel re the staffy boy but he's a cross. He's 3 years old, lovely steady boy and gorgeous. Brindle and white Edited June 23, 2009 by Jacobean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melp Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Pot. Kettle. shhh, no-one else spotted that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happylittlegreensquirrel Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Look where Holly ended up when I was getting something out of the car ready for our walk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 well it is comfy in there lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happylittlegreensquirrel Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 well it is comfy in there lol she really thought it was a Holly car seat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melp Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Holly is looking gorgeous as ever I'm sorry to keep doing this but LOOK. I nearly wee'd. “If I had to describe myself in two words I would say that I am easy going, considerate, caring, reliable, honest, trustworthy and adventureous" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacobean Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Aw Holly He sounds nice Mel and he made you larf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotslass Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Holly is looking gorgeous as ever I'm sorry to keep doing this but LOOK. I nearly wee'd. “If I had to describe myself in two words I would say that I am easy going, considerate, caring, reliable, honest, trustworthy and adventureous" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemstone Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 It is Danny's 8th birthday today and we are off out for a curry buffett for tea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacobean Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Happy Birthday Danny. Have a lovely meal. You'll have to let us know how your beach ride went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 ive started a dating site thread, so all the gems can go in there, dont want to miss any lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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