tegk68 Posted August 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 mwaaahaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG, that's priceless, I'm sick with laughter here Aww Helen, have a Thank you. I knew I could rely on the fugees for sympathy and support during my time of crisis I have a plastic bag of poop with no where to put it until they go and the pipes are reconnected again later today. Could life get anymore base I ask you? Yours Ms Mortified Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JulesB Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Helen I'm so sorry to laugh but that just out does everything else on this thread I would be absolutely mortified if it was me. Maybe you could be unexpectedly and urgently called away for a few weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murtle Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Helen I don't think chickentikka started a thread about not being able to poo whilst at work....but there is a comment in RMF, but I think you could run training classes in how to do it.... I'm sorry to laugh, but I have to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClazUK Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Helen, that is priceless Did they not offer to pick it up for you? Is OH not at home so you can blame him? Snooooooooort I need to emigrate, really I do! Maybe you could be unexpectedly and urgently called away for a few weeks There is a garden in Northamptonshire that needs your urgent attendance I have a plastic bag of poop with no where to put it until they go and the pipes are reconnected again later today.Just put your poop with the dog poop, no-one will know any better. Except you. And the dogs. And the builders Are those the rather tasty builders you showed us a while ago? On dear ( ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenyx Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 PMSL!!! Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JACKYSIAN Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 OMG That's fab!!!!! You do realise your builders will be telling all their mates in the pub tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cycas Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Everyone pees and poos Most of us, however, a little less *publicly*.... ROFLING at the bag of poop, I'm imagining it sitting on Helen's desk next to the PC as she types.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathyw Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Aw tegs - that's awful and so embarassing for you mate - take no notice of the p*ss takers on here - I can truly understand your mortification having the contents of your bladder and bowels laid bare for all to see - well all the builders. I do hope this doesn;t leave a lasting mark on your ability to pee and poo - sometimes events such as these are so traumatic that people get constipated because of the trauma of having their poo and pee seen by strangers. I would have thought the builder remarks would have been 'what a lot of cr*p. I am thinking of you and will be all the afternoon and doing this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReikiAnge Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Oh dear Helen, I am sympathising as well as laughing a little Chuck the poo in the dustbin! We won't tell anyone If it helps at all, when we rented a flat in London our toilet got severely blocked and I had to phone my landlord to get someone to fix it - and he turned up himself and the toilet was full of my poo and he had to unblock it while I hid in the bedroom feeling slightly although I seem to recall him making light of the situation, bless him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooandboo Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 (edited) Most of us, however, a little less *publicly*.... There is that You should have taken the lead from your dogs - had a sniff, kicked up a bit of grass and walked off with a satisfied look on your face, leaving it for someone else to clear up Edited August 15, 2008 by mooandboo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Bones Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Helen you are priceless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Could have been worse - there could have been a tampon Seriously - I bet the builders have seen it all before! Well, someone else's at least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClazUK Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 You should have taken the lead from your dogs - had a sniff, kicked up a bit of grass and walked off with a satisfied look on your face, leaving it for someone else to clear up Oh yes Sky does the "I did a poo, I did a poo" dance - maybe you should do that for them? (PS: You didn't come here for sympathy, did you? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacobean Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 (edited) That's hilarious. You can imagine the conversation down the pub. Ere you know that woman who was in the Times. She ain't so posh. Do you know what she did today....... Edited August 15, 2008 by Jacobean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 I feel your embarassment and shame but My embarrassing moment was on my walk along the canal yesterday. I was wearing a zip down top with only my bra underneath. As it was very warm and there was nobody around, I zipped the top down most of the way. A good while later, I see a tractor coming towards me. I called the dogs back and was down on my hunkers holding the dogs as the tractor went past. He waved and I waved back. I continued on my walk and only then realised that I had flashed him. Now I'm no Katie Price but still it was indecent exposure What made it nearly worse was that I knew I was going to meet him again when I turned back. At least I remembered to zip up and we had a nice chat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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