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when my younger brother was quite small not

only did he used to get his words mixed, but quite

often totaly mispronounce things too :biggrin:

 

Can you guess what he wanted

and please add your own in the same style.

 

 

Bambi Dickdock is actually

Dandelion & Burdock

 

 

:laugh:

 

I know there were others too, they will come back to me I'm sure

as this thread grows.

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I wanted a hitodonomus when I was wee (hippopotomus), and if there wasn't enough room, I'd ask people to mooz ober (move over).

 

#1 son told me the friend staying for a sleep over had the turn overs (it was Passover and he was Jewish)

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when my kids were little we had to walk into the village to catch the bus. As we lived on a farm we used to take the short cut over the "bullups" field. (bullocks).

My daughter also had soldiers instead of shoulders.

One of the funniest that i can remember was when my youngest daughter was about 6 and adored her teacher who was very particular about how people spoke. My older son said a sentence and ended with ainit. My daughter was horrified and said "speak properly,its not ainit ,its aint it !!" it sounds better if you say it out loud !! :laugh:

My youngest son came home from school and said that he had been learning about cod. He asked where cod lived and I explained about the sea etc but he said "no,cod has wings". I explained that they weren't wings they were called fins and it helped the fish to swim. He then said "no,not a fish,cod who lives with Jesus". :rolleyes: :laugh:

I wish that I had written them down because with 5 kids i have heard some hysterical things over the years. x

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I've told Mam that I will supply her with a dictionary of Andy speak.

 

Some that spring to mind are:

 

If he asks for Sigh Unchies for breakfast, he means Malt Crunchies. He might also ask for Fron Flakes which are of course Corn Flakes.

A bidanana is obviously a banana.

He does not really want a tree for dinner, he wants brocolli.

 

Oh and if he wants to watch the bold children on TV, he means Supernanny :laugh:

 

And finally, Bruno's really name is Brodan (say with a French accent) which Bruno answers to :biggrin:

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Ellie used to say Doingy Babber, she meant drawing paper...

 

I am always surprised how many people say "pacific" when they mean specific :laugh: #

 

My ex's Dad used to come out with some beauties, i remember him going on about his wife's dysterectomy (hysterectomy), then there was the gatoooox (gateau/x) :laugh:

 

Mark says pacific, he also says ja-lapeenos instead of correctly pronnouncing ha-la-paynios

 

My sister Kirstie when a lot younger humiliated my Mum at a Christmas play by singing at the top of her voice "Away in a manger, no crisps or no bread" followed by instead of "sing hosanna", "Who's a W**ker".

 

Desert Orchid (kirsties favourite horse) was Desi Turkey, biscuits were bisquicks or bissicks.

 

Chocolate buttons were choccy butt butts, and then there were jam swamwiches

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Abi dabby dat was one of Ellis's. We have never figured out what she was saying but it meant something to do with sleeves. :wacko: [she used to say it if her sleeves were runkled up]

 

Oldmerry is my favourite of Sams, it means ordinary. The other day i asked him if he wanted brown bread or oldmerry [white] bread. He told me off for being stupid :rolleyes:

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my hubby always says he discolated his shoulder instead of dislocated and my eldest daughter (who is dyslexic) comes out with some crackers.

 

When we were looking at a menu in a restaurant she said "oooo curried duck,I love that" it was actually canned drinks. She told my mum that a baby in hospital has syphillus when he had sickle cell. She often says that people are two bricks short of a picnic ! :rolleyes: She told me once that she was having a praying mantis pie for her dinner :unsure: you know......Fray Bentos ! :laugh: she just keeps them coming........and she is 41 this year !!! :laugh: x

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