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Morning all :)

 

My landy has gone to his new home today, I was a bit sad to say goodbye to him as he was a fab car, but I am not missing the fuel bills :)

 

I was dog sitting last night, mum and dad went on a train up to Edinburgh for the day, so I went round to look after the dogs. We had a lovely time dancing around the kitchen to my cheesy music (think One Direction and Whitney Houston with a bit of cooler stuff thrown in there too!!) and made chicken fajitas :)

 

Going to attempt to finish packing now and then go back to mum and dad's to take the dogs swimming at 1:)

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We had another lovely walk - partly through woods but partly on another green space where they met some new doggie friends, including a 4 month old GSD pupster :wub: Can someone tell my dogs they are now 10, 11 and 12 please because they don't seem to know it.

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You can have some of my warmness Marion. I have just done spin and circuit and am absolutely roasting!!!! :laugh:

 

Went out with mum and dad to the local tea room/garden centre. I had a big wedge of Victoria sponge cake which was very yummy :biggrin:

 

Now trying to summon up the energy to get out of the car and walk down the field to check on Blue. My legs are like jelly now though, so I hope he is near the gate :laugh:

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Ooooh I am an excellent parallel parker. It's just about my one and only skill :rolleyes:

 

Yay the sun is out again today :) I was actually shivering in bed last night.

 

Deep joy today as I have a smear test scheduled. It'll be the most action my vajayjay has had in a long time :ohno02: :rolleyes:

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Well that was very uncomfortable and downright painful so much so the nurse abandoned the attempt! Due to the peculiarities of my anatomy I need a particular size of speculum and they didn't have one in stock. Normally this nurse is in and out (if you'll pardon the expression) in seconds and I don't feel a thing but also, apparently, the menopause can make a difference to "comfort" and elasticity levels. She has rescheduled another in September to give me time to get over this one! She was mortified that she'd caused me pain but I assured her I did not hold it against her. What we women have to endure!

 

I can't believe Rolf Harris has been found guilty on all 12 counts of indecent assault. I wonder if the compassion he showed for the animals on Animal Hospital was for real?

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The compassion for animals was probably very real. People who do what he has been found guilty of doing are very good at putting it in a separate box in their minds and kidding themselves it is not really happening. I have had the displeasure of meeting one or two such, and their capacity for self-deception is astounding.

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I am the luckiest squirrel in all of squirrel land

 

in Sri Lanka there is a sea plane service , very very expensive and I could dream of every going on it , over the weekend they had a flash sale promotion the idea was a random time they would offer 8 seats at 1 dollar each way ,

 

the catch was you had no idea when or on what route and so you have to go to the site and try a number of options to see if the flights were there

 

I decided to give it a go and yesterday I blummin well found them and booked Mark and I a return flight that would normally cost 700 dollars for just 8 dollars , not only that we were the first to find the flights and got a mention on their Facebook page which make me squeal even louder

 

so tomorrow morning we are doing this

 

 

 

things like this never happen to me and I am so so so excited

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Hell no........... smear tests i refuse now, the first few i had were fine, then the crap nurse at the practice got hold of me, i was screaming in pain ( i am pretty tough) and she was telling me to be quiet!! then she said i may have to have it done again as there was blood in the sample, with all the other crap going on with me i will take my chances.

Yantan, you are a scream

Gooster well done on the parking errr not sure what to make of your nickname Lol

been to hospital today, i have to go and have biopsies taken...oh deep joy more scars, saw my consultant who is leaving and he says if i am not happy i can go to his new hospital as a patient and he will happily see me, i am proper chuffed with that, he was quite choked when i gave him his good luck card, apparently it has been a pleasure to treat me and he likes my uniqueness Lol

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