incapuppy Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 or they have a tanning mouse Is that a real mouse wearing gloves and goggles that comes and sprays you with fake tan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celeste Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 Is that a real mouse wearing gloves and goggles that comes and sprays you with fake tan? ....................might be......................could Clarins have specially trained rodents ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura g Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 I never fancied one of those places where a whippet thin 15 year old beautician sprays you over with St Tropez. Too much like hosing down a heifer before the county show to my mind. BUT I have used one of the automatic spray booths. Lock yourself in to a phone box sized contraption, strip down, don the paper knickers, hold your breath, shut your eyes and strike 4 or 5 key poses (involving leg spreading and bingo wing flaunting) to attain maximum coverage. Lots of fun and actually a v good tan. Highly recommended! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggie110th Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 I would use St Tropez mouse easy to put on and after a shower the next day a lovely golden color Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snow Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 I never fancied one of those places where a whippet thin 15 year old beautician sprays you over with St Tropez. Too much like hosing down a heifer before the county show to my mind. BUT I have used one of the automatic spray booths. Lock yourself in to a phone box sized contraption, strip down, don the paper knickers, hold your breath, shut your eyes and strike 4 or 5 key poses (involving leg spreading and bingo wing flaunting) to attain maximum coverage. Lots of fun and actually a v good tan. Highly recommended! I can't wait til Melp reads this post - I am laughing so hard I have tears running down my face - that is a BRILLIANT turn of phrase Laura and as someone who would feel very much like a heifer getting hosed the automatic one sounds an option - tho I now forsee me being unable to enter one without remembering this post and collapsing in a heap on the floor laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkle Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 I had one of those "do it yourself" spray tans, I looked tango'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melp Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 I never fancied one of those places where a whippet thin 15 year old beautician sprays you over with St Tropez. Too much like hosing down a heifer before the county show to my mind. I've had one of those spray tans but she forgot to tell me you don't quite dry off. I wore knee length boots home and ended up with a brown ring round each leg until the bloody stuff wore off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yantan Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 Is it not enough that as well as now being a gorjuss skinny bird you want to be a gorjuss tanned one as well. What about us fat pale people - it just makes us feel baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Marion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merledogs Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 I never fancied one of those places where a whippet thin 15 year old beautician sprays you over with St Tropez. Too much like hosing down a heifer before the county show to my mind. BUT I have used one of the automatic spray booths. Lock yourself in to a phone box sized contraption, strip down, don the paper knickers, hold your breath, shut your eyes and strike 4 or 5 key poses (involving leg spreading and bingo wing flaunting) to attain maximum coverage. Lots of fun and actually a v good tan. Highly recommended! :biglaugh: I need some of these now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyspaniels Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 I bet I am paler than you Wendbert, I tried Johnsons, one application was more than I could manage, looked crappy on me, might venture out and try and try Dove cos I am going on holiday at the end of the month and might have to don shorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laura g Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 I need some of these now.... yup. that's the things they get you to wear in the booth! i'm actually pretty confident. the sprayed-by-a-bimbo thing:- i'm not avoiding it because of the bimbo herself. it's just the sheer horror and shame should I need double rations to cover my acreage. imagine the humiliation of it - having to stop to refuel the pump.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtychicken Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 yup. that's the things they get you to wear in the booth! i'm actually pretty confident. the sprayed-by-a-bimbo thing:- i'm not avoiding it because of the bimbo herself. it's just the sheer horror and shame should I need double rations to cover my acreage. imagine the humiliation of it - having to stop to refuel the pump.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celeste Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 I never fancied one of those places where a whippet thin 15 year old beautician sprays you over with St Tropez. Too much like hosing down a heifer before the county show to my mind. BUT I have used one of the automatic spray booths. Lock yourself in to a phone box sized contraption, strip down, don the paper knickers, hold your breath, shut your eyes and strike 4 or 5 key poses (involving leg spreading and bingo wing flaunting) to attain maximum coverage. Lots of fun and actually a v good tan. Highly recommended! It's the bit about " strike 4 or 5 key poses" that got me laughing, I just have this very funny mental image of someone in paper knickers and their various poses Be afraid..............be very afraid, this could be you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoebejo Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 Embrace your bright whiteness ladies! I have never tried any sort of fake tan and I'm not about to. I'll dazzle my fellow holidaymakers in Tunisia in three weeks time with the brightness and I don't care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melp Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 it's just the sheer horror and shame should I need double rations to cover my acreage. imagine the humiliation of it - having to stop to refuel the pump.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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