jacqui d Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 but the week after I'm going to Glowster yeah, melps is finally coming to glowster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendbert Posted May 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Jac, have you get your dentures sorted, in preparation for his arrival? Fanny & Joe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melp Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 George is a cutie but I didn't expect that result! Mrs D are you msn-ing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendbert Posted May 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Hmm congratulations George Wenders, the magic rib crushing thing I have from m&s is a body that is strapless. I can recommend it as I wear it under a very heavily boned Karen Millen corset dress, and it a. doesn't show, b. lets me go to the loo, and c. doesn't leave any VPL etc Thanks T, but having tried the dress with and without the magic pants, it really doesnt make any difference and the bodice is boned etc so I shall wear ordinary knicks and leave the bag at home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouggatti Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Fanny n' Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 night all xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacqui d Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 no dentures yet wenders (unless i borrow hubs set), no rugby planned (to get my teef knocked out) but im going to go to the sports shop to get gum shields and see if they have the same gummy effect when giving blow jobs, im sure hubs wont mind me testing the theory on him melpers, i shall if you wish me to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendbert Posted May 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Subtle Jac, very subtle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshnbecks Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Catheter and bag strapped to your leg. Drink as much as you like. Sorted. from experience 2.5 pints and the bag needs emptying but it is easy enough to do just open the valve, aim it over the loo and squeeze just remember to close the valve as an added extra the elastic straps that hold it to ya leg work great around dog coats that have had the waist strap chewed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouggatti Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Thanks T, but having tried the dress with and without the magic pants, it really doesnt make any difference and the bodice is boned etc so I shall wear ordinary knicks and leave the bag at home I might try some granny knickers with my dress, it's the unsightly vpl with less than granny knicks that drives me nuts. no dentures yet wenders (unless i borrow hubs set), no rugby planned (to get my teef knocked out) but im going to go to the sports shop to get gum shields and see if they have the same gummy effect when giving blow jobs, im sure hubs wont mind me testing the theory on him melpers, i shall if you wish me to You shall what if melpers wishes to? at the gum shield. Have to say for a 20 year old, Joe is a real example of what "hard living" does to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacqui d Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 wenders, tact is my middle name. T - i shall do anything melpers wishes, but in this instance, its sign in to msn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendbert Posted May 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 I might try some granny knickers with my dress, it's the unsightly vpl with less than granny knicks that drives me nuts. Have to say for a 20 year old, Joe is a real example of what "hard living" does to you The skirt is sort of full so no VPL worries Indeed. I think Joe was telling porkies when he put his date of birth on his profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouggatti Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 The skirt is sort of full so no VPL worries Indeed. I think Joe was telling porkies when he put his date of birth on his profile Ah you are sorted then Yah, for a 20 year old he looks proper wasted, more like 50ish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melp Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 What happens if you pull whilst wearing rib crushing kinickers? My theory is-no knickers, no vpl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abby Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 I fell off the freezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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