joshnbecks Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 fecking fireworks have started here Fugees - what would you do, go start the gloss work or leave it till tomorrow? OOh also some great news, Rohan my cousins boy has been sent home from hospital seems the way they treat MRSA now is a hair and body wash they got it shipped in from another hospital and sent him home as they didnt have any. Fine state of affairs eh when you are born and nothings wrong with you just early so small and not feeding properly and then you get MRSA whilst in intensive care!! What has happened to our hospitals these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murtle Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Murtle, I'm so disappointed :mecry: I always thought that posh birds/laydees only drank Pimms or posh cocktails Another illusion shattered :mecry: It's ok, I drink Pimms in the afternoon and cocktails by night - by the jug but only poured into small glasses as ladyees must not be seen with pint glasses and I'd get too pi$$ed if I did whereby it would all go horribly wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendbert Posted May 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 With that attitude in mind, Wenders, I don't recall you mentioning having booked a world class bikini wax? B*gger, I knew I'd forgotten something. Actually, I will forget that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Bones Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 I think you're going to have to go melp styleee and be commando, Wend. Abby did you remember to grab a packet of frozen peas from the freezer as you fell? they fix everything. Wendbert: i have just remembered I have pulled in Bridget Jones. It is possible but it is very very very embarrasing. I still haven't made a cup of tea or opened wine. *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouggatti Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 fecking fireworks have started here Fugees - what would you do, go start the gloss work or leave it till tomorrow? OOh also some great news, Rohan my cousins boy has been sent home from hospital seems the way they treat MRSA now is a hair and body wash they got it shipped in from another hospital and sent him home as they didnt have any. Fine state of affairs eh when you are born and nothings wrong with you just early so small and not feeding properly and then you get MRSA whilst in intensive care!! What has happened to our hospitals these days Whooo hooooooooooooooo what great news for Rohan, I'm sure all the family are very very relieved It's ok, I drink Pimms in the afternoon and cocktails by night - by the jug but only poured into small glasses as ladyees must not be seen with pint glasses and I'd get too pi$$ed if I did whereby it would all go horribly wrong Phew, such a relief, but do you not work in the afternoons? And may I ask which servant serves the cocktails, is it a different one from the Pimm's and what do they wear? RMF: I am watching Sleepless in Seattle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murtle Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Open the wine Dee its not every night you get th offer of dancing round somebodys pole maybe it's normal for some fugees? not me though joshnbecks, the hospital near me has handwash everywhere you go for staff, patients and visitors - I went for a blood test and you have to take some handwash along with taking your number, on that note I don't know what's happened to our hospitals, it was very odd though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendbert Posted May 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 It's ok, I drink Pimms in the afternoon and cocktails by night - by the jug but only poured into small glasses as ladyees must not be seen with pint glasses and I'd get too pi$$ed if I did whereby it would all go horribly wrong That'll be why I got very pizzed at Sarah_H's and then threw up when I got back to a friends house after. The glass of Pimms was HUGE. Or it could have been the 9 bottles of Leffe I drank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abby Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 wot kind of reputation do I have on here... Actually its a bit I was climbing on the chest freezer to see if any bugs had been zapped in my noo bug zapper and instead of putting me foot down on disembarkment, I just kind of rolled off. Sadly its a concrete floor and I managed to land on my hip (at least that's amply padded), wrist, upper arm, cheek and face. I am hoping for bruising. Sorry, no wierd sexual acts were being attempted at the time...and I can confirm, there are no scotch eggs in teh building and the pickled eggs are safely screwed in their jar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouggatti Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Wendbert: i have just remembered I have pulled in Bridget Jones. It is possible but it is very very very embarrasing. I still haven't made a cup of tea or opened wine. *sigh* Wow I've never met someone who a. admitted to wearing "those" pants, and b, pulled in them! Did they not interrupt the proceedings? joshnbecks, the hospital near me has handwash everywhere you go for staff, patients and visitors - I went for a blood test and you have to take some handwash along with taking your number, on that note I don't know what's happened to our hospitals, it was very odd though Same here when my da was in hospital, everytime you visited there was handwash at his bed, outside his ward etc, and huge notices up telling people to use it. Doesn't stop us having a dreadful MRSA/C Diff rate tho Anyone seen Emma supafrisk about lately? Not heard from her here, wonder if everything is ok with her and her family? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Bones Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Where there any zapped bugs though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abby Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Where there any zapped bugs though? No It was all for nuffink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshnbecks Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Max is snorting and grunting behind me think Im going to go to bed and leave him to it night all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Bones Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Wow I've never met someone who a. admitted to wearing "those" pants, and b, pulled in them! Did they not interrupt the proceedings? Not when i first dived under the duvet, because at that point I was fully clothed. By the time the underwear stage had been reached I suddenly realised, called a major halt to proceedings, issued strict instructions for him not to move a muscle and can confirm that a) it is possible to extract yourself from them in under a minute and b) that they can be hidden under the bed swiftly and, if you're lucky enough muttering the words Bridget Jones before continuing proceeds can add humour to events Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouggatti Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 wot kind of reputation do I have on here... Actually its a bit I was climbing on the chest freezer to see if any bugs had been zapped in my noo bug zapper and instead of putting me foot down on disembarkment, I just kind of rolled off. Sadly its a concrete floor and I managed to land on my hip (at least that's amply padded), wrist, upper arm, cheek and face. I am hoping for bruising. Sorry, no wierd sexual acts were being attempted at the time...and I can confirm, there are no scotch eggs in teh building and the pickled eggs are safely screwed in their jar No It was all for nuffink oh Abby that's sore Shame there were no zapped bugs You are reknowned on here for your ability to lower the tone of anything, apparently research has shown that 99.9%* of late night posting fugees commented on a marked decrease in the tone of rmf once you appeared! *From a sample of one* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendbert Posted May 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 I am hoping for bruising. Why? sounds very ouchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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