Happylittlegreensquirrel Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 I recieved this in a email from some northern bird I know and it made me laugh so bloody much I had to share it here for all the fugees that don't have a piss taking northerner in their lives Friendship NORTHERN STYLE!! (None of that Sissy Crap) Are you tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card . Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you every chance I get until you're NOT. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until YOU STOP WHINING! 6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will laugh at you, you clumsy arse, But I'll help you up. 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; Because you are my friend. Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, Then get depressed because you can only think of 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendbert Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyMalc Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collies r best Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Brilliant especially no 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cafferysmum Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 my hubby cheeky git has just said have you wrote that pmsl what is really scary it does sort of sound like me a bit lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helly Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Funny how, of all the folks I sent that to, its the southern softies who have found it funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 All but the idea of the warm feeling made me laugh too but I'm no Southern softie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happylittlegreensquirrel Posted December 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 funny does not even cover it for me I pretty much pulled muscles and nearly wet my pants laughing I reckon we should change the refuge board rules when Rick is not watching and replace them with this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 definately, he wont notice..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purple_mog Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 love it!!! actually laugh out loud funny Shall send to my friend who absolutely would say all of those things (she's a northern lass too....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melp Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kats n greys Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 Funny how, of all the folks I sent that to, its the southern softies who have found it funny Could be that not all your northern mates received it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reds Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 LOVE it (and actually a great definition of friendship!!!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurel n Hardy Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Funny how, of all the folks I sent that to, its the southern softies who have found it funny Peasant!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helly Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Peasant!!! says the southern softy who emigrated up north Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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