Melp Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 the same names keep cropping up though. Usually Abby, Jacobean and you Theresa I just pinged Melf to ask if she'd ever had a wanking bulldog. Maybe I could have phrased it better cos her reaction is making me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacobean Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 (edited) French Bulldogs are cracking little dogs You have such a way with words Mel Edited May 21, 2008 by Jacobean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abby Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 the same names keep cropping up though. Usually Abby, Jacobean and you Theresa I just pinged Melf to ask if she'd ever had a wanking bulldog. Maybe I could have phrased it better cos her reaction is making me laugh subtle....subtle I now have tears streaming down my face. BTW...don't google JoshnBecks' problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouggatti Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 True Mel OOoh Raef has been fired on the apprentice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshnbecks Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 They're an active and intelligent breed. Could it be he's bored? I reckon thats how this started, if he is kept busy then he don't do it. It's when he sits down then he cant control himself Melp's you have such a way with words kennelled for a couple of years so plenty of time to learn this behaviour some women prefer chocolate to sex, maybe I should ask the blokes on here for a male alternative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abby Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 some women prefer chocolate to sex, maybe I should ask the blokes on here for a male alternative I have 15 blokes sat downstairs in me bar watching footie...maybe I could conduct some market research on your behalf Edited to add: misses melps person thingy...was that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melp Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Go for it Abby. We'll compile a list of questions while you change into your hostess with the mostest frock. edited to add-Was what me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abby Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 (edited) Do you think plunging neckline or slightly see-through would get a better response? Don't forget, there is footie on tv...they are distracted Edited May 21, 2008 by Abby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 the footys gone over time so Lewis is still at work A wanking bulldog! Only on this site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murtle Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Do you think plunging neckline or slightly see-through would get a better response? Don't forget, there is footie on tv...they are distracted uhm, nighty would work.... the footys gone over time so Lewis is still at work A wanking bulldog! Only on this site not if you google it apparently....especially not on youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melp Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 go for plunging neckline. and bend over a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacobean Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 (edited) Well I would do things to divert his attention. Have a little training session. Maybe take that time to clean wrinkles and ears. Or is he trying to do it a lot of the time? You'll have to be very alluring Abby the footie is very exciting at the moment and there's just been argy bargy. Edited May 21, 2008 by Jacobean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 (edited) you didnt go on you tube you little devil! Edited May 21, 2008 by Jazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abby Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 (edited) Now I even had to look away from the adverts for those vids on YouTube. Please tell me you didn't watch any of them I am struggling into me plunging neckline nighty and have put on me best push-up bra. Poor guys won't know what's hit them... Edited May 21, 2008 by Abby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacobean Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 (edited) Have you read your signature lately Jazz? What did melf have to say about it? Oh hell it's gone to penalties. I hate it when matches are decided on that. Edited May 21, 2008 by Jacobean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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