sparkle Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 ner ner ner ner neeeeeeeeeeeeeer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kats inc Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 ner ner ner ner neeeeeeeeeeeeeer With all the excess energy you've no doubt been using we'll seen that ticker fly down and those remaining 14lbs lost in a flash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobleronie Posted April 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 I've just got out of the bath and I've had the ransom demand Apparently hes being forced to eat Pizza and Cheesecake and drink wine He won't cope with that sort of cruelty I just know he won't Please help me fugees I don't think he will last long P.S. The kidnapper didn't actually say how much the ransom was so I'm hoping 30p will be enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouggatti Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 I've just got out of the bath and I've had the ransom demand Apparently hes being forced to eat Pizza and Cheesecake and drink wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathyw Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 (edited) I am standing by my email awaiting instructions - I have night vision glasses and stink bombs. Then again perhaps you could claim Sparkly one is depriving you of the emotional support of your only child and sue her. She will soon send him home - cotton socks included. Can I have something to eat before we go please? I rescue better on a full tummy. At last a uman rescue. Edited April 7, 2008 by Kathyw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkle Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 I've just got out of the bath and I've had the ransom demand Apparently hes being forced to eat Pizza and Cheesecake and drink wine He won't cope with that sort of cruelty I just know he won't Please help me fugees I don't think he will last long P.S. The kidnapper didn't actually say how much the ransom was so I'm hoping 30p will be enough The ransom is a new BMW, ta muchly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobleronie Posted April 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 I am standing by my email awaiting instructions - I have night vision glasses and stink bombs. Then again perhaps you could claim Sparkly one is depriving you of the emotional support of your only child and sue her. She will soon send him home - cotton socks included. Can I have something to eat before we go please? I rescue better on a full tummy. At last a uman rescue. Have you got the nose pegs as well Don't worry about the food, I am sure we can pick up some pizza and cheesecake when we are there I've asked for more time to pay the ransom Its come down to 25p now so should only take me a few years to raise it The ransom is a new BMW, ta muchly But you agreed to 25p He's got an old BMW you can have that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkle Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 But you agreed to 25p He's got an old BMW you can have that Thats it kenny will never be seen again the new car is for lots of travelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouggatti Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Have you got the nose pegs as well Don't worry about the food, I am sure we can pick up some pizza and cheesecake when we are there I've asked for more time to pay the ransom Its come down to 25p now so should only take me a few years to raise it But you agreed to 25p He's got an old BMW you can have that who would have thought it would have come to this? Has he to work tomorrow Mindy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobleronie Posted April 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 who would have thought it would have come to this? Has he to work tomorrow Mindy? I bloomin hope so otherwise he won't be able to afford that BMW to go travelling in and he's not having mine Thats it kenny will never be seen again the new car is for lots of travelling Oh no, the kidnapper is changing locations I'm going into hiding, please please, no-one give the kidnapper my address Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanrossscot Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Mindy, do you need any of my specialist skills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collies r best Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 (edited) Mindy ,i dont know if this is of any use for the sparkle thing but its the cheapest i could find at short notice back in a min when i get the right link!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-5-SERIES-1-87-OO...1QQcmdZViewItem Edited April 7, 2008 by collies r best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobleronie Posted April 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Mindy, do you need any of my specialist skills? Yes please flash your badge and I'm sure it will be over in a second Mindy ,i dont know if this is of any use for the sparkle thing but its the cheapest i could find at short notice back in a min when i get the right link!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-5-SERIES-1-87-OO...1QQcmdZViewItem That is sooooooooooooooo perfect thankyou thankyou thankyou However at 50p I think it may be out of my reach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kats inc Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 I did a couple of badges in the Brownies Mindy if that's any use but I can't remember what they were One of them might have been 'Rescuing men from rampant Sparkly People' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouggatti Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 I did a couple of badges in the Brownies Mindy if that's any use but I can't remember what they were One of them might have been 'Rescuing men from rampant Sparkly People' SB the Snowy Owl may be able to advise further Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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