Tobleronie Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Kenny if you can manage to escape your kidnapper for a second to peek at this message, don't worry son , I'm rounding up a search party as we speak Stay strong, don't risk yourself in any way, compliance is the best way to lull your kidnapper into a false sense of security It is actually proving a little difficult to arrange the search party though, since all of your friends I have talked to are too busy having a rave at your house but apparently theres not too much damage You did have bare floorboards and no furniture or windows in your house didn't you Just so you know I love you my ickle soldier and if I have to, I will pay a ransom although not more than 50p coz I don't get paid again until the end of the month and I need the thousands I have in my bank account at the moment to go shopping for even more beds, leads, collars and generally silly stuff for the dogs I know you will understand Your loving Mummy P.S. If you don't manage to escape can I have your house as my holiday home I know you wouldn't want it to go to waste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Bones Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Do you need Missing posters, Mindy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobleronie Posted April 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Do you need Missing posters, Mindy? Ooh yes please Can you post him up on Doglost for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooandboo Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 P.S. If you don't manage to escape can I have your house as my holiday home I know you wouldn't want it to go to waste Nah, rent it out & get even more beds, leads & collars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathyw Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Can I join the search party Tobes? CB can find anything I tell him to. I have never searched for a hunk before - so this could be interesting. Do we need rope - I have that Handcuffs - don't have Drugs to knock out the abducter - don't have those. Fast car to get away - you have that I await instructions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merledogs Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Do we need rope - I have thatHandcuffs - don't have I suspect Sparkley has those two covered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobleronie Posted April 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 I suspect Sparkley has those two covered Goodo thats 2 things of the list then, that should save us the 50p needed for his ransom Kathy stand by your email, I'll send instructions - in code of course Wouldn't want the kidnapper knowing what we are up to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathyw Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 I suspect Sparkley has those two covered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobleronie Posted April 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Nah, rent it out & get even more beds, leads & collars Does anyone know any good rental agents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemstone Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Bones Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Does anyone know any good rental agents For your son, or his house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobleronie Posted April 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 For your son, or his house? My son is in a very perilous situation at the moment and you want to joke about it Its the house of course houses earn you money, sons cost you money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Bones Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Not if you can convince the sparkly one to pay escort rates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobleronie Posted April 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Not if you can convince the sparkly one to pay escort rates Hmmmmmmmmm would you know what these rates are and if so how do you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Bones Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Hmmmmmmmmm would you know what these rates are and if so how do you know well the article right now on the maths prodigy who is now an escort says she can make £1000 a night... ;) all in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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