houndzrus Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 I once had a blinding headache and quickly grabbed a packet of pills. I never gave a thought to the large size of them and popped one in my mouth. As soon as i took some water the tablets fizzed and frothed at the back of my throat, with a loud hisssssssssssssssss!! i was foaming at the mouth and couldn't get rid of it. I obviously didn't notice they were soluble tablets, to be dissolved in a glass of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyMalc Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 I once had a blinding headache and quickly grabbed a packet of pills. I never gave a thought to the large size of them and popped one in my mouth. As soon as i took some water the tablets fizzed and frothed at the back of my throat, with a loud hisssssssssssssssss!! i was foaming at the mouth and couldn't get rid of it. I obviously didn't notice they were soluble tablets, to be dissolved in a glass of water. Oops! I've done this a few times, including this evening: cooked my dogs dinner and forgot to feed myself. Peanutbutter sarnies it is again then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Bones Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 I *might* have tried to open the front door with my car key bleeper. Possibly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uke Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Taken 2 drontal in an accident involving no glasses and a migraine but thankfully stopped short of giving my painkillers to the dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtychicken Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Just checking. Nope. Still no Wendbert confessions. I may need to start fessing up on her behalf if she doesn't hurry up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collies r best Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Just checking. Nope. Still no Wendbert confessions. I may need to start fessing up on her behalf if she doesn't hurry up Shes probably too busy to post in here so really you'd be doing her a favour if you posted on her behalf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtychicken Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 She's sniffing around so she'd better be finding her way in here soon Anyway. I have a contribution. It wasn't really something stupid that I did but something I read and said We were watching The One Show last night and there was some bloke on there. When the camera panned to him a little bar came up at the bottom of the screen saying (so I thought) "Screen Legend and Crap Lover". I just looked at my mum and went "what a terrible thing to state so publically" and she just started crying and laughing. Apparently, it actually said "Screen Legend and Carp Lover" to link in with the feature on fishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alison Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 I obviously didn't notice they were soluble tablets, to be dissolved in a glass of water. This could have been a lot, lot worse Marge. My friend Mad Mary once complained of peculiar fizzy pills - she'd been taking them for quite a few days before she brought the packet to me (she is illiterate). They were pessaries! "..... and Crap Lover". I just looked at my mum and went "what a terrible thing to state so publically" and she just started crying and laughing. Apparently, it actually said "Screen Legend and Carp Lover" to link in with the feature on fishing To be frank, I can't make up my mind which I think is the more embarrassing of the two "confessions" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendbert Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Just checking. Nope. Still no Wendbert confessions. I may need to start fessing up on her behalf if she doesn't hurry up About what? Anyway, I was working. Not a concept you'd be familiar with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtychicken Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Rather than start a new thread, I thought I'd give this one a bump with my latest confession Any excuse really, because this is my favouritest Fugee fred ever Anyway. Last night I was on the phone to my mum when I noticed that the crate door had swung mostly shut. As I had something in my other hand at the time (can't remember what - drink, remote control?) I decided to cleverly use my foot to open the door. For some reason, rather than just tapping the door open, I opted to hook my big toe into one of the bars and pull the door open Well. Yes. What a marvellous plan that was I slipped My big toe got stuck and I twisted my ankle as I landed on my arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathyw Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 My Mum was always putting her purse in the fridge and many times slung the cutlery into the bin while shaking the tablecloth into it. she often came into a room, stoof there and then said 'why did I come in here?. I once went out on a sat night without any pants on. I was fine drinking and laughing and then suddenly I realised, wet blood red and hurried off to get a cab home. I also did a can can outside a pub completely forgetting that under the long cotton skirt I was wearing my Dad's long johns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incapuppy Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 My big toe got stuck and I twisted my ankle as I landed on my arse Ooops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggy.lover Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 A couple of times I've put the kettle in the fridge thinking it was the milk bottle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yena Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 I really don't want to admit to this, but the other day, instead of putting Dilys in her bed, I went to put her in the washing machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murtle Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 I really don't want to admit to this, but the other day, instead of putting Dilys in her bed, I went to put her in the washing machine :biglaugh: Dirtyhen - hope you are better soon...did the children manage to take any action shots?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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