Dragonfire

What a glorious day to have a birthday on! Happy Birthday!! With All our Love from Philip, Dylan and Rosie. xxx

When we first got our lurcher he'd been neutered about six weeks before...but even now, two years later, he tries to mount other dogs..as said, its a dominance thing as much as a sexual one. Hopefully once they decide the pecking order, he'll stop it.

We got a halti harness...we don't need it any more so just use an ordinary collar and lead. It has a harness which goes round the body, but also something around the neck and you clip the harness to the ring in the collar....then you have a double ended lead, which clips to either just the harness, just the collar, or both. Its impossible to get out of....or at least our wriggly lurcher couldn't.

Love em! must have a look at the site.

From the male point of view.. its all TRUE!

priceless!

So true.. so very true

Wow!

lol

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No boobs Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - Bitch Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

84 secs is my best.... now all I have to do is to stop my eyes from rolling around!

Throw Paper My best is nine....

Philip needs Photos! Philip needs Info! Philip needs News! Looks like I have come to the right place then......

Lifeboat

Our Dogs: The Dobes: Saphyre, Topaz and Ziggy The GSD: Jazz The Papillions: Revel and Midge The Poms: Twinkle, Misty and Kelly The Cats, all moggies: Lisa, Lucy, Star and Sophie. Also KC, who went out one day and never returned. The Hamsters: Belinda, Holly and Mojo.