Dragonfire
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What a glorious day to have a birthday on! Happy Birthday!! With All our Love from Philip, Dylan and Rosie. xxx
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When we first got our lurcher he'd been neutered about six weeks before...but even now, two years later, he tries to mount other dogs..as said, its a dominance thing as much as a sexual one. Hopefully once they decide the pecking order, he'll stop it.
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We got a halti harness...we don't need it any more so just use an ordinary collar and lead. It has a harness which goes round the body, but also something around the neck and you clip the harness to the ring in the collar....then you have a double ended lead, which clips to either just the harness, just the collar, or both. Its impossible to get out of....or at least our wriggly lurcher couldn't.
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Love em! must have a look at the site.
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From the male point of view.. its all TRUE!
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priceless!
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So true.. so very true
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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No boobs Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - Bitch Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
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84 secs is my best.... now all I have to do is to stop my eyes from rolling around!
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Throw Paper My best is nine....
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Philip needs Photos! Philip needs Info! Philip needs News! Looks like I have come to the right place then......