Fee Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 My hoperation wuz nearly two weeks ago now. I had three lumps removed, one from my 'ead and one each from my front legs. I was a bit sorry for myself straight after the hoperation, an' had to wear a stoopid big blue bandage an' a stoopid lampshade collar I is much better now, but because I keep bitin' my stitches mum says I 'ave to keep my stoopid lampshade thing on a bit longer I 'ave found some fun ways to get my revenge, though. I thought I would pass these on for any other dogs what might be recovering from hoperations: 1. Do lots of aimless barkin'. Aimless barkin' is fun anyway, but my stoopid lampshade thing acts like a magaphone so I can bark really loud an' drive everybody nuts 2. Run up really fast behind people and bash the back of their legs with the edge of the lampshade until they says 'ouch'. This one is very good fun, an' my mum says her legs is black and blue 3. This is my favourite. Wait until mum is really busy or 'as sat down to dinner, or 'as just got settled on the sofa with a glass of wine, then stand and stare at one of your toys on the floor 'an look really sad. If you like you can whine pathetically for a bit of hartistic heffect. Wait until mum says 'poor Benji can't get his toy' an' sigh an' stand up, then just before she gets to you grab the toy an' run out into the garden I 'ope I get my stitches out an' can take off my stoopid lampshade thing tomorrow. I bet mum 'opes so too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incapuppy Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Oh bless him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico's mum Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 taking advantage of the situation somewhat I suspect - wouldn't be a Terrier if he didn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_angel Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Aww we love Benji Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melissa Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 awww Benji Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophie Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Benji Sky has taken notes for future reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anne Grose Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 I love Benji, he sounds such a character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilly1712 Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Nice one Benji! Sounds like you're milking this for all it's worth! I think you look rather fetching in that last picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenOldie Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Looks like he's got mum wrapped round his paw well and truly. Hope all goes well with his check up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merledogs Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 What a little character, and sooo cute with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyMalc Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Awwww, Benji!!! :wub: Sparky nodded enthusiastically at the "bashing humans in the backs of their legs". He thought it was even more fun bashing Kiera up the bum - the only time I've ever seen Kiera scared of him, LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickentikka Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Benji you've missed a trick when my old bridge boy ,Barney, had various lumps and bumps removed he found the 'lampshade' was very useful for scooping up gravel and earth from outside and then building mud pies indoors. Hope his stitches are out soon and your legs can recover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cycas Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Lol, the face of woe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura_E Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Bless Benji, he looks adorable and sounds very clever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoT Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Oh bless his innocent little cotton socks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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