Hollysdad Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Me to Samantha: Is 13.15 afternoon flight the night flight !!!????? Samantha who was in the bath at the time just looked at me with a sympathetic look that would normaly be given to the village idiot, before respnding with-no that would be the afternoon flight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happylittlegreensquirrel Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 I then went on to add that the 02:05hrs hours flight from Columbo was the night flight the fact it departs in the middle of the night was in my humble opinion a rather large clue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incapuppy Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 You are giving away secrets you numpty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanishPastry Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happylittlegreensquirrel Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 You are giving away secrets you numpty what the day flight is the 13:15hrs one or how to work out the differance bewteen a night and day one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClazUK Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 I asked a colleague if they'd like me to mosh their wug up yesterday. Not sure if that counts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaraMoochi Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 I can't remember the reason for the conversation but was talking about northern universities, and rolled off a list, Durham, Edinburgh, Cambridge.... well, it's more north than Bath!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 I rung up to go on a tv programme. I asked if the par cark was nearby. He asked me to repeat the question so I did. It was only when I put the phone down I realised what id said. They still asked me to go on the show. I changed my mind lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happylittlegreensquirrel Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 another gem from Mark ( Feb 2006 ) Mark is watching the Winter Olympics, they were showing the heats of " the one man on a tea tray down the scary ice path at fecking fast speeds"* sport on that the moment I asked casually where the Olympics was being held to which Mark answered "Athens" a spilt second later when he considered the shear stooooooidity of that statement he went red and muttered somewhere with snow * it may be called something else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathyw Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 I was in work one day and at lunchtime announced to everyone 'I'm going for a wash and blowjob, I should be back in an hour'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoebejo Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 My mother asked me what happens in The Tudors Anne Boleyn still gets her head chopped off I do hope last nights episode didn't come as too much of surprise to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happylittlegreensquirrel Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 I was in work one day and at lunchtime announced to everyone 'I'm going for a wash and blowjob, I should be back in an hour'. :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazydaisy Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 I asked a colleague if they'd like me to mosh their wug up yesterday. Not sure if that counts? Does that translate into English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chasta Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 at Mark, it must be living with Gertie thats done his brain in My contribution, wandering past a stream my son announced 'That water looks really moist' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happylittlegreensquirrel Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 I asked a colleague if they'd like me to mosh their wug up yesterday. Not sure if that counts? Does that translate into English wash their mug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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