Abigailj Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Ellow Dogz Katz an Yoomanz Sum ov yewse mayy rimember mee disgraycink meself preeveeusleee bye pizzink hup mee Dadz powa kitez inn thee midul ov thee niyt. Wel larst niyt eye wuz wontink ay pizz butt itt woz tew kold tew gow howtsyde four ay pizz inn thee gardin. Eye nowze thatt pizzink onn thee flooor iz badd an pizzink hup powa kitez iz badd unall, sew az ay sorrt ov komprowmyse, eye sett habowt tryink tew lowkayte ay sootibul playce tew haff ay pizz. Mee Dadd ad leftt hiz jakitt onn thee bak ov wun ov thee dynink chairz. Eye fort thiz miyt mee thee hideal soluwshun tew mee dylema bekorse thee jakit iz wortaproowf an mayde ov goreteks wot wud kontayn thee pizz an keap itt sayf til thee mornink. Sew aimink carefullee, eye didd mye pizz inn mee Daddz koat pokit. Hunfortchewnutlee eye wentt tew sleap an forgott tew tel im habowt it. Mee Dadd woz knott himpressed wen hee putt iz jakit onn an reeched inn hiz pokit forr hiz kar keeez. Persunally eye fink thatt hindoor pizzink iz ay serius hart forrm, butt sadlee mye yoomanz duz knot agreee. Roar-ee (Disgrayced) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggy.lover Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Oh Roar-eeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanishPastry Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Oooooops Roar-ee, that wasn't so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommy Bear Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Roar-ee Rispekt Mate. Dat is somfink wot I are asprin to but, hunforchinutly I harf not marstred ver teckneek hof liftin hup my reer lig. Wen I is growed a bit MB ses it is somfink wot I wil do but four nou I has to piz on der flor. Borin Mungo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collies r best Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Dear Roaree, please let your mum know next time you do something naughty then she can take your dads photo when he discovers it for himself. Then we can all laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BilRed Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Rezpek blud Roar-ee! Yewmonz neffer hundaztand. The Dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoebejo Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 :biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natpants Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Oh dear Roareeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 As long as it's someone elses coat :biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happylittlegreensquirrel Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 I do remember the kite incident and so does grandma squirrel , we often talk of it ( we don't get out much really ) when I read Roar-ees post I laughed so hard I started to cry , I then rang GS and it took me 10 minutes to read it to her as I was still laughing she laughed so hard she started to cry and by then I had pulled a muscle in my side and have spent 30 minutes in the bath trying to ease the pain I think this is the single funniest thing I have ever read or heard and I am going to print a copy out ( I really regretted not doing that with the original DP kite thread ) and keep it for when ever I am feeling down Roar-ee we luff you Sam ( and Grandma Squiggs ) P.s I think the Squigg dogs may be along later to advise you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fee Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Brilliant, that's the funniest thing I've read in ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooandboo Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Roar-ee you have surpizzed yourself :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happylittlegreensquirrel Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Roar-ee you have surpizzed yourself :laugh: oh god thats set me off laughing again ( I am in bed with my laptop as I have really hurt my side laughing ) Sam note to self do not read this thread again untill side is better and bladder is empty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happylittlegreensquirrel Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 Deer Roar-ee Ize sorree two ears dat youze his hin disgrayce mee bruvverz hoffon kneed two ave her free o'klock pizz butt we iz wel luckee coz weez haz ha hermajonree dogz ere wen Mummee an daddee Skwirrel doez wallk hin der wee wee hin der hallwayz day iz shallting four der hermajonree dogz ( kalled f*ckin ell dawg ) wee know ee iz hermajonree coz wee iz kalleed Hollee, No-R & Winnee Luff Hollee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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