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( kalled f*ckin ell dawg )

 

:unsure: Eye finkz thair muzt bee han 'hermajonree' dogg livin ere unall thenn. Eye finkz iz nayme iz Ar Ewe Bastid :unsure:

 

Mye muva fort yew wud fynd thiz hamusink butt didunt fink yew wud hend upp inkapacitaytid az ay risult - shee sez shee iz veree soreee habowt thatt :flowers:

 

Peas giv mye luff tew Granmar Skwirrul

 

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Ay yup Roar-ee mayte long tyme know sea.

Eye downt hund-er-stan Y yoos dyzgrayst :unsure: Eye pizz inder kitchun awlmowst heffree niyt un no-wun sez nowt abart it. Knot in my hearshot ennyway.

Maybea itz cuz yoo wet yer yoomuns keez wot corsed thee problim rarthur than thee hackchewall pizzink hitself.

I wud sujest nex tyme remoov all pokit objex befour pizzink an yool be ho-kay.

Nys two sea yoo eggen

 

Luff in ay non homey-sexshewal way

Dennis Payj xxx

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Roar-ee,

 

Deepesst respeckt to yoo mayte,

 

I neffer, effer pee in de hows, eye yam a gud boy, but eye did wunce piss up de leg hof an Vee Eye Pee gest at a ferry himportant Mayhoo funkshon :blush02:

 

Hit woz a reel haccident, fort he wus a tree :wacko:

 

Pee Ess, mumee sumtymes torks abart a "f**kin ell dog" too, hewshally wen eye haff niked sum fud eye shudant haff.

 

Hedited to say, dis is Hewgow speekin

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Deeyar Roar-ee,

 

Eye downt beleev wee av mett, butt yoor wee'in ez lejendree - mee bruvva Bumpee az towld mee abaowt yoor pizzin missdymeenors :biggrin: Eye sumtymes av two av a pizz hindoors butt az eye iz a gurl, mee pizzin tekneek iz a bitt limmitud bye knot kockin mee legg :unsure: Doo yoo av henny tipz four moor hinterestin pizzin playce's four gurls? Eye finks pizzin in pokit's iz himpossibul four a gurl (hunless a pokit append two bee onn tha grownd, ov korse).

 

Perapps ewe kood giv uz less hixpeeryunced pizzers sum eyedeers?

 

Luff

 

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Doo yoo av henny tipz four moor hinterestin pizzin playce's four gurls?

Perapps ewe kood giv uz less hixpeeryunced pizzers sum eyedeers?

 

Luff

 

DolleeDoodul

Ellow Dollee

 

Nyce tew meat yew.

 

Eye ham gonna haff tew fink habowt thiz kuz eye ham ownlee yoosed tew pizzink wiv a winkee lyke uz boyz doo. Eye wil dew sum reesearch, suchh az torkin tew thee laydeez ov thee howse an purhapz dres az ay gurl foar ay feww dayz an tryy tew himajin knot haffink ay winkee - ay bitt lyke thatt mefud hackting wot faymus peepul tork habowt onn thee tellee sumtymez yoo no.

 

Roar-ee

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is there a link to the kite incident? Ive just wet myself laffin, so ill have a wee in the loo before I read it

Ellow

 

Soreee butt eye downt fink thair iz. Itt append ay longg tyme agow an itt woz powstid onn ay differunt forumm.

 

Eye av dun sum otha indoorz pissink reecuntlee thow. Thee utha dayy eye didd pizz upp mye Dad'z powka taybul wot waz leanink againzt thee warl inn thee horlway.

 

Att Petz att Howme thiz Sundee eye didd ay grayt bigg pooo onn thee topp ov thee hedgeroww. Itt woz steamink ann stuk inn thee branchiz sew noowun kud pik itt upp.

 

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hahahahahhahaha Roar-ee you are priceless :laugh: :laugh:

Wunce eye didd thatt att Whyte Lodje yew no. Itt woz thair dogg showw in too fousand an free. Eye balunsed ay bigg poo onn ay branchh ov thee hed-j wot woz bye thee hentrance tew thee big padduck. Hefferywun add tew gow pazt itt tew gett intew thee dogg showw.

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