ailsas mum

oh is another one that feeds the birds all year, we have a Robin, blue tits,coaltit, greenfinch, chaffinch, starlings,collared doves,blackbirds, wood pigeons and pterodactyls feral pigeons. I bought a whole load of Bill Oddie's bird food in a pound shop for oh's Christmas, there are more birds this year than there has been for a long time. Terri

We don't have a lot of snow but what is there has turned to ice and the pavements are treacherous. Arran and Abby both hate it and as soon as their bums hit the ground and they have a wee they want to come back home again , I don't mind as my @rse is still hurting after I fell a couple of times just before Christmas . Terri

B******s . I would definitely be putting the word out about what they've done in the hope that it will loose them quite a bit of business. I hope that your neighbours dog is found safe and well . Terri

Nice one . I've just realised that I know the manageress, she was known locally as feathers. I do remember her saying a few years ago that she was moving to help the breeder of the rotties she owned I just never put two and two together. Her dogs were a right handful and she used have a struggle controlling them, people would see her coming and all of a sudden the park would be devoid of dogs . Terri

News story The dogs range in age from 19 weeks to 11 years and most of them are Rotties. I'm keeping everything crossed that they can be saved . Terri

Claire my youngest was aged about three, she was sitting in a trolley going round asda singing as loud as she could that old classic p**** in Blue Jeans. Kirsty my eldest daughter also about three, we were having lunch in a packed police club, the manageress turned to her and said Kirsty you've got a runny nose, Kirsty pipes up that's nothing my knickers are falling down, there were quite a few people choking on their pints that afternoon. Terri

I'm so very sorry . Terri

About bloody time, fantastic news. Terri

I know what you mean. Terri

Claire my youngest daughter is an administrator in a carpet shop ( she's on maternity leave at the moment ). A couple of weeks ago someone was delivering a carpet to a house, the carpet cost Claire's boss £1000 but was sold for £3000, boss was told it would cost £500 to insure the carpet so he never bothered. The delivery driver went round a corner and the carpet fell out, instead of stopping the driver went around the block to pick it up. When he got there the carpet was being held by 4 teenage boys who demanded £150 before they would give it back, the boss was called and he did actually turn up with the money and handed it over, the poor lad that was driving the van is seemingly having a hell of a time with all the teasing that's going on. Terri

Where do I start . Last Christmas mush for brains gave me a watch, last time I wore a watch I was in my twenties ( in my 50's now ) he also gave me a couple of dog books that were aimed at children. My birthday was in April and there was a huge big box on the dining room table,I was told not to touch it, he was warned if it was dishes he would be wearing them. Got up the next morning to see formaldehyde man standing there with the box, the eejit had gone and bought me the biggest bloody George Forman grill he could find, he thought it would be handy for me cooking sausages for the B&B . I told him exactly what I thought and I've given it to my son who had been wanting one for a while. He's been told what I want this year by my daughter and with a bit of luck I should get it. Terri

He really is stunning , he wandered around from room to room, anyone getting up was followed ( even to the loo ). Any time he got near Abby and her pizzle that Aunty Jane gave her he was getting barked and growled at. My favourite one of him Terri

He will unfortunately, if he was going to be here I would be standing outside with these pictures of him abusing shadow on a poster. Terri

She should have been locked up and had the key thrown away. Terri

I saw it last week, it was lovely to see these huge men handling small cats ( the smillie's not for the men by the way } Terri

He's going to be in Glasgow if you fancy going Jane . I sent of an e-mail when I heard Paul O'grady say last night that he was going to be on next week. Terri

Jane you can come down and try out my Bissel pro heat X2 ( think that's what it's called ) anytime you want, I have a wide selection of carpets for you to try it on. You can pick any room you want to try it out on, dining room would be a good one as it's bogging at the moment . Terri

At the moment Ailsa's ashed are on the computer table and my family have been told that when I snuff it they are to be put in with me so we can then go on together, I do like the ides of having her turned into a diamond though. Terri

I don't do any of these dirty things any more , I've been a born again virgin for many years and proud of it . Terri

He's gorgeous . Terri

Look at what turned up on my doorstep tonight. anyone had a younger one Terri

Joey, I did enquire about him a few years ago but they won't entertain him going to a home where there are men . I would still take him on if I could. Terri

Also agree with the bed linen but it has to have been line dried, the best one for me though has to be mush for brains going away with tourists for a few days. Terri

It's an old song but a friend of my mum's went down the isle to A whiter shade of pale by Procol Harum. Terri

Poor wee soul , have fun at the bridge gorgeous. Terri