laura g Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 ankle patch test? ankle patch test? ankle patch tests are for whusses! scrub your hard and gnarly bits first, then and slather it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendbert Posted May 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 ankle patch test? ankle patch test? ankle patch tests are for whusses! scrub your hard and gnarly bits first, then and slather it on. I've done the first coat Wish me luck, Fugee's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie34 Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 good luck keep us posted I am looking to get something too as realised today how pasty white my legs are and I am not one for sitting out in the sun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouggatti Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 This thread is so funny – it reminds me of a work colleague who tried out the self tan thing a couple of years ago. She had a few drinks and then slapped it all on. Because it showed no immediate results she added another layer and then another. When she arrived at work the next morning she was bright orange from head to toe. She’d even done her face especially around her beached blonde hairline and her palms were amazing. There was total silence in the room as we all tried not to look at each other or her. On mass we all got up and raced for the door spending a good half an hour in the corridor crying with laughter. Some did not return to the office all day as they just could not enter the room without cracking up. This event has scarred me for life and I just could not bring myself to try self tanning ever. :biglaugh: Noooo, not yet! I am too frightened Isn't it meant to build up over a few days? I don't want to do what your friend did It is Wenders, the boots stuff I used built up over about four days and it didn't pong either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheryl33 Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 you been tango'd yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtychicken Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Please don't give that DirtyChook ideas when she next stays at my house Ankle test patch update: Faff all to report. Looks as pale as before I did say Sunday, didn't I? Are you sure you won't be showing your legs off Wendy. What if you get drunk and start dancing to New York New York. You might get carried away and hitch the skirt up so you can move more freely to the likes of the one where you sit on the floor. You know the one I mean. My brain has gone. Don't worry, Michelle. There will be Fugees aplenty there who will undoubtedly be sharing Wendy's self-tanning secrets so should she get her legs out I will ensure that there is a microphone to hand so that I can warn everybody to look away from the dazzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melp Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Oops upside your head? [or something] that was to Jacobeans question and not just some random senseless comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtychicken Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 The Can-can could be entertaining or the Hokey Cokey But I'm sure that the ball will be far too refined for that sort of nonsense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendbert Posted May 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Oh. But you're going. Not sure I would have had you down as a refined kind of chook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacobean Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 That's it Oops upside your head. Thanks Mel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendbert Posted May 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 I thought I should update as last night I applied the first coat. I am very pleased to report that I am not orange Will report back after the 2nd coat gets done tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie34 Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 good to hear you are not orange but is there any streaking ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendbert Posted May 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 good to hear you are not orangebut is there any streaking ?? Well, its difficult to tell so far as I've not really seen myself nekkid in actual proper daylight, and since I am at work today, I'm not going to strip off in the office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melp Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Why not? I would [not in your office though, only in mine which happens to be my dining room ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumpole Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 i didnt think it mattered where you were melps go wenders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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