boosboss Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 A friend of mine once had an egg in a packet of crisps sent down the bar to her by an admirer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendbert Posted May 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Only a bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abby Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 I know I grew up living in pubs Really? That must have been...erum...interesting? We have got the trashiest film everu on. Commando, with Arnie? Its attrocious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendbert Posted May 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Really? That must have been...erum...interesting? Educational Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abby Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Educational Based on my experuience so far, I am not sure that's the right kind of education for a Laydee... RMF: I just dropped the toilet seat noisily, the resulting sound blast made my right ear pop and I am now deaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacobean Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 So they don't have chat up lines where you come from then? Joe's just popped out for a jar of pickled eggs while making sure his scotch eggs are present and correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redditchlady Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Based on my experuience so far, I am not sure that's the right kind of education for a Laydee... RMF: I just dropped the toilet seat noisily, the resulting sound blast made my right ear pop and I am now deaf Look at it positively you won't hear the rood jokes now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacqui d Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Tecks is on the outskirts of Glos ciren, by Whitminster and a fair trek from any station, we also ask potential adoptees to complete a re homing questionnaire and then suggest dogs that may suit their family, we dont have people wander around as we also have boarding kennels and strangers wandering around was becoming upsetting for the dogs, you can make a re homing enquiry via our e mail I like to eat bananas and crisps and am now wondering if it should be classed as button pressing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boosboss Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 So they don't have chat up lines where you come from then? Joe's just popped out for a jar of pickled eggs while making sure his scotch eggs are present and correct. Isn't popping out the problem with scotch eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abby Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Wot, you've never done that? So they don't have chat up lines where you come from then? Joe's just popped out for a jar of pickled eggs while making sure his scotch eggs are present and correct. I can recommend those cut off denim shorts from the 1908s when too much material got cut off. Very good for ensuring scotch eggs are present, if not correct... Look at it positively you won't hear the rood jokes now I'll be happy if I can just miss out on hearing this direu film that's on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacobean Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 You're chatting to us whilst in the latrine? Ugh how revolting. You've just reminded me I was on the phone to my dad last week and he says do you want to speak to dotty (stepmum). Yes I says. Hang on I'll hand you over she's sitting on the toilet. She had been in there the whole time I'd been on the phone which was quite a while so it's obvious she was in no.2 territory. We then had a rather long conversation and I was thinking have you no shame. Apparently not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacqui d Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 potty dotty stepmum then michelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abby Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 We had a customeru in last night who was chatting on his phone when he went into the loos and when he came out niiiiice....don't think that would have been a no. 2 though BTW latrine sounds very....unlaydeelike. I visit the powder room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanrossscot Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 F***ING BARSTEWARD W**KERS THAT LET FIREWORKS OFF AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! Hopefully it is quiet now and Keira will get some sleep poor baby Off to bed now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abby Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 NN Sanrosscot hope it stays quiet from now on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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