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ranirottie

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  1. CONGRATULATIONS Donna x
  2. I am sooo glad that Nadia and Makosi went, they were by far the worst in the house. Michelle might be able to develop a character now! I too find Nick a bit creepy, he even looks sly. I think Michelle totally murdered that beautiful song, I wont even try to spell it but I am looking forward to seeing how Vanessa fares this time around. I still think Chantelle and Preston are the nicest and most normal ones in there, altho I am warming to Ulrika. x
  3. oh my haven't they grown and what a pretty set of girls.They all look beautiful x
  4. An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after and house > her neighbors dog whilst the neighbors went on their holidays. > > The only problem was that the spinsters own dog was a bitch that was on > 'heat' and the neighbors dog was a male. Nevertheless she had a large > house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart. > > > As she lay in her bed drifting off to sleep the spinster was suddenly > awakened by an awful howling and moaning sounds from downstairs. she > rushed downstairs to find the dogs locked together, as dogs do when > mating. The dogs were in obvious pain howling but unable to disengage. > > > Try as she might she could not part them and she was perplexed as what > to do next. > > > Though it was late she reluctantly phoned the vet and after a few rings > a rather grumpy voice of the vet answered the phone. > > The spinster explained the problem, The vet said. "I want you to take > the phone to the dogs and place it down alongside them. I will then > phone your number back and the noise of the telephone ringing should > make the male dog lose his erection and be able to withdraw from the > bitch" > > > "Oh" Said the spinster. "Do you think that will work?" > > > "Well" The vet replied > > "IT JUST WORKED ON ME".
  5. WOW WHAT A LITTLE GEM THE CUCUMBER IS,I WILL LOOK AT IT DIFFERENTLY NOW 1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc. 2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours. 3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance. 4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area. 5 Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!! 6.. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!! 7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation. 8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don't have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels water. 9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone! 10. Stressed out and don't have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber with react with the boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown the reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams. 11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don't have gum or mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemcials will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath. 12. Looking for a 'green' way to clean your faucets, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine, but is won't leave streaks and won't harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean. 13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!! x
  6. my hubby always cooks double the amount when he does curries etc and he uses freezer bags.x
  7. buy some red ones so that it doesn't show? x
  8. I think that Chantelle was voted for eviction because she is a nice girl and a threat. I also think that it was right for Coolio to go. Altho I dislike Nadia he really picked on her knowing that she would blow up and then plainly said that he would keep it up. That is bullying and I am glad that I am not the only one who thinks Sam Pepper bullied Corin. He should have been punished because he was unrepentent too! I think this one is the worst BB ever and I used to feel compelled to watch it but not this time. x
  9. my neighbours have a Shar Pei that barks constantly every time they go out,which is often,and it drives me up the wall so I would be interested in the replies about the noise issue. x
  10. love the comments. Not only are they vicious fighting dogs but squatters too...and they called in reinforcements!!(the towel is on the bed because they had been out and had wet feet) x
  11. please don't be shocked but I have been watching dog fighting. The pics are fairly graphic so caution is needed. and here are the fighters,luckily no dog was injured. they look so meek and mild there,looks can be so deceiving x
  12. thats ashame if its true, it would be nice to see romance blossom again between them. I am so glad that Coolio has gone,Nadia next. x
  13. poor lad, you could have added a bit of padding! x
  14. he is a very good looking lad. at the brave bunny x
  15. ooops sorry,the Morphy Richards Bagless Pets, it had a tiny dust cylinder and clogged up straight away and all my dogs are short haired,don't moult that much and the floor was already clean. x
  16. I think Nadia is obnoxious but so is lecherous Coolio. I wonder if we will see romance blossoming between Chantelle and Preston again? they seem to be very fond of each other,she is obvously still in love with him,and they seem to fit so well together. A nice couple I think. The rest of them don't seem to have a lot going for them as far as I can see! x
  17. we had one of those for about two hours. We have laminate floors and they had already been swept but it clogged up right away. So we took it back and swapped it for a dyson,no complaints now. x
  18. sending healing thoughts and good wishes from us x
  19. its always hard to know when to stick up for yourself or when to just sigh and take it on the chin. You may be worse off out of work x
  20. yep, I can see it very plainly now. How crafty of ducks to pretend to be dogs!! x
  21. sorry I missed this, I hope you had a lovely birthday x
  22. I think he just used Josie as a boost to his confidence. She gave him a standing in the house,someone to stand up for him when he constantly fell out with other people and someone to run to and mummy him every time people had a go at him. He kept whispering to Josie that he loved her but denying it to everybody else and saying that they were just friends. You could see that hurt Josie. I think he is a spineless creep but I really hope that his conscience will prick him and he won't let her down. I see that she has left the house so I hope he is being a man for once,altho I dare say that her money and "fame" will baste his ego and help him to stick around. Can you tell that I don't like him? x
  23. more dogs to suffer because of a stupid owner !! x
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