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an old lady in our village used to push her two tiny chihuahuas round in an old fashioned carry cot on wheels. They seemed quite happy snuggled up in their blankets.x

my Jess died just 3 weeks ago and the vet gave me the option of taking her home and I have just asked the council if it is ok to bury pets in the garden and they said it was ok for dogs or smaller but they draw the line at horses or camels (I think he was joking). So it seems to be ok here!

aawww she looks fantastic now,well done to all who helped her. xx

that is funny and very true!

aawww lovely lucky pups.x

they are shod every 6 to 8 weeks depending on how much work they do and it costs £55. If they don't have shoes on their hooves wear right down and they get sore feet. Some horses can go withoutshoes but not ours. x

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we aren't necessarily looking for sharers,they wouldn't need to do any work or anything,just bung in a couple of pounds towards the shoes. It would just mean that the horses got a bit more exercise and got to have a bit of fun instead of being in the field all week. x

our council has a two dog rule. You are allowed more providing that there are no complaints,if there are then they say that you have broken your tenancy agreement by annoying your neighbours and you either have to remove the dogs that are over the limit or go to court and have your home repossessed. Tell your friend not to worry because if it her ownhome then nobody can put a limit on how many animals she has if they are cared for properly and are not annoying anyone.Then as Jane said,there has to be a lot of proof to be able to take it to court,the RSPCA can do nothing unless it is real cruelty. It is just a stupid complaint,ignore it. x

aaawww poor little love,she is so pretty. Surely someone has lost her,yorkies are always so popular that someone always wants one.I am so glad that she is safe. x

it is such a shame. Lots of people say that they would love to ride but apparantly none in this area. We even put adverts in the local tack shops but no replies.

the two we rescued from Southall Market in London went to a lady who has acres of land and rescues small ponies. I think ours were the very last ones as she had quite a few!! x

people never cease to amaze me with their ignorance and stupidity! So glad he now has a nice home. x

poor little love,100% better than before but still horrific! xx

aaawww gorgeous, are they sh*tty shetlands? most are little swines!

what a cutie x

Happy Gotcha Day lovely girl.x

I can't see them either but the others are lovely. x

glad that she is feeling better.x

so sorry she had a set back,all good thoughts and wishes coming your way. x

lovely pics of lovely dogs. x

what a lovely looking dog.x

sorry I am too far away (hertfordshire) but I hope the g*t gets what he deserves and the dog can be got out. x

well I will repeat the offer I made a while ago. George and Bailey are looking for people to ride them on any other day apart from Sundays. We have lovely hacking where we are,you can go where you like and for as long as you like. Both are good steady rides,will jump small jumps,good in traffic but not complete novice. We are at junction 22 of the M25,handy for the M1.A1 and M25,near St albans in Hertfordshire. George is a 16.3hh Czech Warmblood (left) and Bailey is Warmblood x Arab .