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flukespad

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    Williams Farting

    Found this ages ago when our greyhound was nearly killing us with her farting Tips that can help diminish the severity of dog flatulence: Instead of feeding your dog 1 or 2 portions of food per day, divide the daily ration into smaller portions and feed the dog more frequently. Sometimes dogs eat too quickly because they fear their food will be taken away, so feed your dog in a quiet comfortable area. Exercise the dog more frequently to stimulate its intestines. Choose a premium brand of dog food that is highly digestible. There are products on the market that can can be added to dog food in order to reduce farting but these should only be used after consulting your veterinarian. Activated charcoal is often used in this regard and it does absorb the bad smelling gasses that cause bad flatulence. It must be used with caution and only occasionally however, since it can also rob the dog's body of the nutrients it is getting from its food. It should be noted that although bad flatulence can be reduced, all dogs (just like all humans) experience daily flatulence and it should never be your intention to get your dog to stop farting altogether. Although did find she stopped when I didn't give her tripe sticks any more
  2. Hi and welcome love the pics
  3. Sending healing thoughts and loads of love and hugs to you
  4. So sorry the hear your news sending hugs to all the family.
  5. gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine nonchalantly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari 575 Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche 997 Twin Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back."
  6. Was i like that for all those years
  7. Wish I had been there with camera when you were sticking out the tunnel
  8. They were together in the House. Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.She wanted that...more than anything. Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... She screamed... He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him. The storm raged on...as did their growing passion. And there came a moment when each knew that they had to be together. They knew it was wrong... Their families would never understand... So consumed were they that they heard no opening of doors...just the faint click of a camera......
  9. So what about the little imps then when do they get a say cos I am related to them my mum always used to say I was a right little Imp and it must be true cos I was one in the Brownies for years.
  10. Rich kid with riding talent. Watershipdown
  11. Oohh a veggiemite secret forum.Mmmmm even better than the marmite one
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