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My computer is f*****. Switched it on this morning to get a fatal error message. Woe. Next doors teenager has taken it away to fix and hopes he can save all my documents [Loads of DNB stuff I really need to keep] I'm currently typing this from the spare pc he lent me. Dennis is home from the vets after spending 2 nights in there. He had 17 teeth removed and 2 nasty warts. Poor sod is doing a very good Woe is me. Mind you I would be too if I'd lost that many teeth. £483.96 later.......

Oh No! Rick and Bobbie I'm so sorry. x

Hello fugees. I still have no smiles. Ok so I've been a crap fugee, shite mod and even shiter frend to peeps this last few months. I have no idea whats happening with people but I know I missed important posts by people I care very much for. I'm sorry, I've had my head up my arse. My news is as follows I am still living on £24 a week and my hours have been cut from 8 to 3 so I've lost wages as well. Hopefully I'll get an increase in IS but if not I'm selling body parts to anyone wishing to purchase a lung or something. Good news is that I should finally be getting some help with the mortgage, which is currently in arrears [the Building Society have been brilliant thankfully] Dennis has had a traumatic time after he almost got attacked by a stray dog and slipped his collar, running out into traffic! The other dog also went into the road and got clipped by a car. He ran off and I spent ages trying to find him but had no luck. I hope he's ok. Lady luck was on our side that day and thankfully I didn't collapse into a quivering wreck until I'd got Dennis settled and was on the way home. [Dennis was staying with Michael for the weekend] Dennis is currently in the vets and will be having a dental and some nasty looking warts removed tomorrow. He's only in tonight because he panicked that much getting there it was better for him to stay than to come home and have to go back! Dental plus warts=£397.80 Trevor will have to pay. Big shocker today. Trev came over after a hospital appointment to tell me that he wants the children to live with him. I never expected that and I'm still reeling from it. Anddddd, I have a man. Well I haven't got him exactly but we are seeing each other. He's not a new man, he's someone I've known and liked very much for a while. Trevor knows and isn't happy. The kids don't know and don't need to. Tracey, Alex Merle and Wendy, I know your dogs have been /are ill and I'm sorry I haven't posted on your threads.

Congratulations to you both. Looks like it was a fabulous day xx

Trac, Melf rang this morning to tell me. I'm so sorry. I'm praying for good news mate. Lots of love to you Rob and Nog. xxxxxxxxxxxxx

I planted some tomatoes on my facebook farm but havent been back since.

I can't fathom facebook either. Been a member there for ages but have no clue whats going on.

Couple of pics from Sat night. http://www.therefuge.org.uk/forums/uploads/1250444365/gallery_6_3_2340307.jpg http://www.therefuge.org.uk/forums/uploads/1250444365/gallery_6_3_773530.jpg

Oh Marge I'm so terribly sorry. It was an honour to have met the wonderful Spike. I'm so sorry you lost him but what a wonderful last day he had and what a peaceful passing. Much love to you, Keith and Cherry. xxxxx

Finally I have bought a new kettle, his name is Kevin. My coffee tastes odd tho.... I'm having a confidence crisis. Going to a fancy dress party on Saturday as Cher. Even though I'm 20 years younger than her I still feel old and bloody ridiculous especially as the GF of one of the men is going as Debby Harry and looks like she did 30 years ago. Can someone please tell me where the smilies are? I've not had any for agggggggges.

I switched it on and scrolled down to the write up so missed whatever happens in the first minute. The parts I saw were of a whale and a cow being slaughtered in some kind of machine thing. It made me feel sick. Literally just saw a few seconds and it made me feel ill. I can't get the image of that cow out of my mind.

Owly one I never had you down as a big boobie person. Always imagined you to be tall and slender and looking a bit like the woman who is in Waiting for God [stephanie Cole]

Never seen it but watched about 5 seconds of the trailer and that was enough.

I'e been painting the bathroom for years. Well it seems like it anyway. It's taken 4 coats of white paint to cover the blue and the ceiling still needs another coat. RMTip, if you ever decide to use tile paint like wot I did, don't try to regrout. The grout melts the paint and you have to scrape it off and start all over again. Huff. RMF, my kettle caught fire this morning. Flames shot out of the on/off button and made me jump. I now have to boil pans of water cos I can't afford a new one. Another RMF, I still don't have any smilies despite clearing my cookies. Where are they?

Oh god I remember the B&Q saga! My garden isn't big enough to need a ride on mower but if ever you want someone to have a go on yours I'm game.

So sorry Cheryl xx

We need a fugee singles club. Hope you're ok. Forgot, I was at the hospital today for my head/fit/epilepsy thing. Told him I'm fine [now] and that I haven't taken any of the meds. He discharged me and said since I've not had any issues since last Sept I can apply for my driving licence back!!! Its 18 months since I lost it. Only I don't have a car since Trev took it.......Oh well tis good news regardless.

What a shitty time in the Page household. We lost Nibbulz on Monday and Rosie cat today.

Although it was expected, we're still heartbroken to have lost Nibbulz the rat on Monday and Rosie the cat today. Nibbulz had inoperable tumours and Rosie had cancer of the mouth. Rosie was 14 and we'd had him since he was a tiny 5 week old abandoned kitten. Rosie was always a pain in the arse but I'm going to miss his constant whinging. Nibbulz was the sweetest little rat. I doubt they'll be playing together at the bridge but hope they're both at peace. This has been such a shite year....

Chief Cuntstable Bernard Hogan Howe is leaving Merseyside police. Thank God for that. Ooer where have my smilies gone?

Me too. Mr Plenty Of Fish turned out to be a bit weird. I've come off it since. Rodney Trotter??? Jesus that woman picks some odd names for her pets. Julie!!! great to see you back. Snow, I think steradent tablets clean silver and silver plate. Don't know what they'll do to turqiouse but they don't melt false teeth.... SNOW LOOK AT THIS............. a pan aluminum foil 4 teaspoons of baking soda 4 cups of boiling water a large glass bowl a drop of liquid soap 100% cotton soft cloth Place foil on the bottom of pan. Lay your silver pieces on the bottom. Fill pan with water until silver is fully submerged. Sprinkle baking soda over it. Soak silver for 5 to 10 minutes. Mix remaining hot water and a drop of liquid soap into a glass bowl. Place your silver in the soapy water and wash. Rinse with clean water and polish dry your pieces with a soft cotton cloth.

Cher I'm so sorry. Sleep tight beautiful Ebbi

OMG those photos! The last one! OMG

Happy Birthday ABBY. Hope you have a great day

LOL I like that. Trev would definitely go for one