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Scooby Dobie

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  1. Click on the link and go to the image - in the browser address bar delete the last bit "monitor cleaner.swf" and you will get to the file itself. Right click on the file and "save target as". Put this in your picture folder (or wherever) on your pc, then goto the file and you will be able to set it as your screen saver
  2. http://comedyoption.com/pics/monitor_cleaner.swf
  3. Yoooz dont wannna seez daddeeees tonguee - itz scawry.........
  4. Meez likes balls............. [/img]
  5. Wud 'elp yer Dyl's m8, but it aynt noo betta ere.......
  6. Helping Men Understand Women One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him. The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
  7. PRESS <CTRL+ALT+DEL> to reconfigure brain........
  8. And here's to you (Mrs Robinson) - Simon and Garfunkel
  9. TBH I think it's a bit of an open ended question, without not one answer. Personally, no, its wrong, shouldnt be done, he's probably the softest bag of *** you've come across in a long time. BUT - you have to remember that asking a question like that on a forum like this will always get a reply thet you WANT to hear. In the "general public's" perspective, it may be misconstrued that " this vicious (devil dog) was cahined up for good reason)....blahhh, blahhhhhh, blah...... SO, to answer your question - YES and NO (depending on who you talk to.... PS - Just read this back to myself and feel i would be an excellent LibDem candidate.......
  10. This is serious..................... I just want you to be aware there is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest supermarket. Purchase the antidote known as Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
  11. Fine by me if you keep providing the pics..... Che belle coscie.....
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