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  1. I read that yesterday too, made me cry. Apparantly the writer is a bit of a jerk though?
  2. Can't do much cos I live in Northampton but one of our sessional workers at the hostel I work at is a student and knows peeps in 'John Moore' Uni (I think she said a name like that anyway) and have e mailed her a leaflet to e mail them and given her Nickys e mail if any of them want to help. Don't know if that is any good, don't even know where the uni is in relation to anywhere else but fingers crossed also asked some friends who live in Lincoln and manchester if they know anyone who could help, so frustrating not being able to do more
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    LOL @ Melp's pic.........what HAVE you done to that dog!! ;)
  4. hello Good to meet you and welcome to the Refuge
  5. What wonders you have done with that poor scared girly lovely pics
  6. Sarah that is ******* amazing Have just read the whole thread! You have done miracles there, what a little fighter! Sorry about the lack of constructive language in my first sentence but sometimes there are just no words!! >>sitting here in tears of amazement and wonder<<
  7. OOOer I think 'orange' does that sometimes.......I had loads of trouble with them before i changed and apparantly that was why I couldnt access an american forum I used to use, also all my e mails were being blocked by spamcop ....never had a problem here though but it did worry me that i might
  8. for you have just had first driving lesson........I can't steer, think this will take a looooooooooong time What is an RMF button?
  9. What beautiful photos and a beautiful beach! (where is it?) The dogs look so happy please people keep beach photos coming 'cos I am starting driving lessons next week (at 47! never having done it before) and the think that is getting me past the fear is that I want to be able to take my dogs to the beach one day (Orphan is a terror in cars so no one I know would take us ) so please keep inspiring me! ....I'm sure I would give up if it got hard if it wasn't for wanting to do it for the dogs...
  10. So sorry to you Sarah. Glor's story really touched me so I can't even begin to imagine the space he has left in your heart. Run free at the Bridge Glor safe in the knowledge that when you and Sarah meet again it will truly be forever.
  11. A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only $20." "Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, "It used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity". "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. "F.... me, a new brothel and a new madam". "I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman trying not to laugh. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "Un f...king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet. A short while later, the woman's husband, Dave, comes home. "In-f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients .... How ya doin', Dave?"
  12. A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. "We just love the chocolate around them." Mafia Christmas A Mafioso’s son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away. He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away. He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..." New priest There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.' This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age. A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. "Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen." The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!" Sunday school Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted
  13. I'm in Northampton too, have some sheets and blankets if they would help. No transport though? could we sort something out?
  14. no thunderstorms here........................mine aren't scared normally...hope your polyfilla dries ok SB
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