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OK Gary L. Francione, you win! Rather than be a hypocrite and condem Vick, I'll turn my back on and pretend it's not happening! Afterall, I'm just as bad eh!

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3 YEARS! Seems like only yesterday! Happy Birthday Fugees Thanks Rick

She really does though! I've seen 'em, they're red an scary!

What nice parents you had! We were told; If you swallow chewing gum, it'll wrap itself around your heart and you'll have a heart attack! Girls eating/chewing their hair had the same result

Please stop talking about Ginger pu... Cats Mice love cheese! Apaprently not!

Here's a good idea for UK Rescues! Ban all non-native breeds from the UK! Oh no! That might include the dogs in their own backyard

Wait till the VAT goes up to 22.5% to compensate for the cut.

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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. one of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.' NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who sits up all night wondering if there really is a dog. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?

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They're still for sale direct from the Principality of Sealand http://www.redsave.com/products/become-a-l...or-baroness,,21 They are however the usual discounted price of £12.99

Leave shame where it belongs - In yesteryear!

Talking about the weather! How very British of you

Yesterday we went to the park and Boo and Gyp met a ferret! Boo was interested and wanted to sniff it. Gyp just wanted to eat it!

Have I just been transported back to the 1960s? Ooh those skirts are far too short! I blame Mary Quant!

But there's only ever two couples in the dance off! The third couple is still just one of the 'In No Particular Order' couples. There should be no dance off, no public vote and the BBC should cough up the loss for the charity!

So on saturday, will there be no vote off? If there is, won't John's leaving be in vain?

No, but apparently someone spotted a giraffe

Yeah! Where's the puppy?

RIP Clyne. Sounds like a lovely man

From the BBC site:

Marion. Stop looking for your phone, just look for your jacket. It's probably on the back of the loo door! Remember you rushed in from the car absolutely bursting, so didn't bother stopping to take it off in the hallway!