JACKYSIAN

I don't really like kids, small doses are fine! But if I choose to eat at a place that had a big play area advertised then I'd expect kids to be in the restuarant and that's fine! BUT if I was going to a expensive place and some child was misbehaving I wouldn't be impressed! That said I don't know any of my friends who would take their kids to a expensive resturant anyway, why waste the money when you could spend it on wine??????

my shoulder is still killing me!! One week after throwing myself off a speeding horse!!! I'm just too old for all this sillyness with horses!!! (Wouldn't mind but it wasn't even my horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Jacky

Sounds like it was great fun! I still haven't plucked up the courage to ring the people in Anglesey!!! will definately do it though...I have a feeling that while Sidney will get the ball he won't come back over the jumps!!!

Ohhhhhh scarey!!!! Now the people in the office opposite me are looking at me!!! They really think I'm strange!!!

0.45!!! BUT my mouse is broken!!!!!!!!! Honest it is!!!!!!!!

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to a radio station in Ft.Wayne,Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial 'water heater'; This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my ass started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my ass. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my ass as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my ass was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt. Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job".

Yeah I liked that one!!!

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I'm sure you all know me and mine...but Jacky Live in Anglesey, do foster (but having time out due to the last one not leaving!!!!! ), homecheck and transport...but not very often cos I'm so remote theirs no one near me that needs me!!!! Share my home with : Cromwell - 11 year old x breed rescue thug Tiz - 5 year old beagle x staffie rescue princess Sidney - 2 year old hairy thing rescue lunatic Cooper - 5 year old foster boy who forgot to leave...staffie x jr and a character to die for!!! Cosmic Cat - 14 years old, doesn't know she's a cat..lived with dogs her whole life so why would she!!! And finally Kane my 6 year old beautiful horse. The love of my life, and the best £500 I ever spent!!!! He's partically sighted and been abused but now is a wonderful friend who will spend the rest of his life with me!!! No fella...as who on earth would take on me AND that lot!!!

Hummmm I'm Gonzo too!!!!!! Not sure how I feel about being Gonzo!!! Jacky

Not sure about 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not in my experience!

To be honest if he just needs to be able to come back to me then that's not an issue! I'm sorry to say Sidney is well and truly and mummy's boy! He is the one that on walks is always checking I'm there and while in the fields he is playing with his mates....but ever now and then will run (and jump)at me just to make sure I remember who he is!!!!!!!!!! Do you think the Anglesey people would mind if I rang them up for a chat? I have a feeling he would ignore the jumps though and just get back to me asap!!! But I suppose that's something that comes with training? From what you've said he sounds like he'd do okay at it...just have to get over the fact he just loves other dogs so much he has to greet every single one he meets (usually by laying on the floor in front of them and licking their faces!!!!) Thanks alot

Right so I have the following : 1 Mad hairy lunatic fool of a dog who loves balls, loves running, has reasonable obedience and is a happy dog friendly soul. I've tried him on a agility course...absolute disaster! He wasn't interested in anything except me!! Didn't jump (although at home he happily jumps over 5 foot gates to get to me!!!), managed going in and out the poles but only by following me, but did the sit and stay pretty well! Also when I ran and jumped he just attached himself to my sleeve!!!! How would I go about, firstly at home testing if he would be any good at flyball (don't want to go to the effort of taking him somewhere only to be embarrassed in front of the very well behaved doggies!!!) :P . If he looks like he might enjoy it, what would you suggest to try next? Jacky

Bad taste ...yes...funny...yes!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hi Please could you send some for Cromwell? He is fine in himself but suffers from Pemphigus so his nose,eyes and ears are pretty scabby and sore! I stopped him taking the steriod medication as he became obese (and he's a very skinny dog normally) and his character became unrecognisable! He snapped at the other dogs, didn't want to go on walks (believe me that isn't normal for him!) and he was extreamly unhappy! The alternative tablets they gave him made no difference, so at the moment he's on homopatic drops and while the problem certainly isn't gone...it's not getting worse! Anyway ramble over, if you could spare some Reiki for him I'd appreciate your kindness. Thanks very much Jacky xxx

figured it out after 2 clicks...but carried on just in case I missed something!! Not blonde but definately nosey!!! :P

minge and muff :angelic: :embarassed:

Dear MelP.... I've got a party tomorrow night, got the clothes, got the sexy boots, got the bra (the boys need to look good too you know! :P )...but now I've also got a rather striking extreamly red and dry nose!!! What can I do to disguse it? Or will the boobies do that for me? :o Jacky

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