Rudi

Ankle socks! My old rottie used to nibble his pads until he'd peeled them like grapes if you didn't stop him. I used to wash his feet with hibiscrub to make sure they were super clean, then pop an ankle sock on and tape it with masking tape or that white medical tape

Alien

Good luck Nellie!

It's disgusting she's been treated like that, you can only hope that what goes round, comes round. Hope she picks up quickly.

Poor Evie at least she's safe now!

That's so fantastic! I just sat and read all the messages on the DogLost website about Lottie and Roma - made me cry. There are some amazing people in the world, well done everyone who helped that little dog get home

Brilliant picture - rotties love being upside down don't they?!

Brilliant!! )

Thought this was a nice video http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=52...&q=skidboot

He's a handsome chap, looks very settled with the horses and sniffing around his field

LOL! Those are some knickers!

Off the subject but there was a case a while ago about a Job Centre trying to get somebody to work as an artists' model for an art class - in the buff!! Can't remember when or where!

Could you have one made?

The puppy is the cutest!!!! Fabulous pictures - love seeing dogs wrestling. My rottie and the foster jack russell we had loved wresting together

How upsetting, hope you get it fixed without too much delay. What a great idea for your son though

Seth: "I am going to sit here and pretend that if I can't see her, then the little girl can't see me, or my willy"

Lancashire Heelers because they have eyebrows.

Touche Still crap handling!

Your dogs sound like they're a credit to you, very well mannered

journey

Gorgeous

That should be "I Speak Animal"... "Documentary following Britain's first pet psychic James French, as he attempts to reform dysfunctional pets." C4 11:40pm - 12.10am.

Hope she's muzzling the dog first! Can't you steal the dog and rehome it somewhere sensible?

Some Thoughts on Sex "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." [/color] Sharon Stone "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place" Billy Crystal "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !" Jerry Seinfeld "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a p****, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams "It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." Steve Martin " You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-..aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." Elmo Phillips " Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde " It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns

Was sick in the kitchen sink one morning after dishing out heart chunks which was quite a negative affect at the time. I decided to save offal for the evening feed when my stomach is stronger