Sick Leave

[blackmagic]

I urgently needed a few days off work, But I knew the Boss

would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted crazy, then he would tell me

to take a few days off.

 

So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises,

My co-worker ( who's blonde ) asked me what I was doing,

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so, that the

Boss might think I was crazy, and give me time off.

 

A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office and asked;

What in the name of God are you doing?'

I told him that I was a light bulb.

 

He said: 'You are clearly stressed out - go home and rest

for a couple of days,'

I jumped down and walked out of the office.....

When my co-worker ( the blonde ) followed me the Boss asked her;

' And where do you think you're going?!'

( You're gonna love this.....)

 

 

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She said 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark !'

[EAD]

:laugh:

[Yantan]

I've just spat crisps all over my screen

[Jacobean]

[BillyMalc]

:laugh: :laugh:

[reds]

[Jan/Billy]

[JMC]

Brilliant