~Canis-Equus~ Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Marmite is that thing you yearn for on a cold day after a chilly walk with the dogs, on hot buttery toast, with a HUGE mug of hot hot tea. Vegemite is that thing you leave at the back of the cupboard, having tried it once and gone omg, wtf..... CUT OUT MY TONGUE NOW, GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD THIS STUFF IS EVIL...... Its kindal ike the difference between /(one would imagine), a large bar of chocolate.... And a large lump of POO. Look similar - taste somewhat different. Em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happylittlegreensquirrel Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 anyone who has poo that looks like Vegemite should seek urgent medical assistance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClazUK Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Its kindal ike the difference between /(one would imagine), a large bar of chocolate.... And a large lump of POO. Is poo gritty? Vegemite is gritty, chocolate and Marmite are smooooooooooooooooooooooooooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happylittlegreensquirrel Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Is poo gritty? Vegemite is gritty, chocolate and Marmite are smooooooooooooooooooooooooooth. poo is and should be smooooooooooooooooooth and thus by your own reasoning poo is like Marmite and not like Vegemite ( which you claim is gritty ) Sam P.s anyone with gritty poo should also seek medical attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redditchlady Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 poo is and should be smooooooooooooooooooth and thus by your own reasoning poo is like Marmite and not like Vegemite ( which you claim is gritty ) Sam P.s anyone with gritty poo should also seek medical attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClazUK Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 What if you've eaten LOTS of sweetcorn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReikiAnge Posted August 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Rob bought me some Vegemite. I'm not sure it's the same one you get Sam, it was just from Tesco. I've got as far as opening the lid and having a sniff. I seem to recall having tried it before but can't remember what I thought. It doesn't say it's ok for veggies on it, but as it's called Vegemite, I'm hoping it is. Wish me luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClazUK Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Wish me luck. Good luck. You fool. IT'S GRITTY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessC Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Vegemite doesn't compare to Marmite, unless you imagine a Marmite impersonating brown spread made by the mad old lady who does the awful food in the Vicar of Dibley, mixed in with the sand from David Hasselhoff's swimming trunks Marmite Rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClazUK Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 There should be a book of creative Vegimite put downs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Canis-Equus~ Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 poo is and should be smooooooooooooooooooth and thus by your own reasoning poo is like Marmite and not like Vegemite ( which you claim is gritty ) Sam P.s anyone with gritty poo should also seek medical attention But by YOUR reckoning, poo is smooth and so is vegemite, so the two are the SAME THING..... Gritty poo is probably what you GET from eating vegemite.... Em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KathyM Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Is poo gritty? Vegemite is gritty, chocolate and Marmite are smooooooooooooooooooooooooooth. Cadbury's chocolate is gritty and yuk. Galaxy's smoother. Vegemite is just poo. Marmite rocks. I remember buying Vegemite thinking it was like Marmite. I was so disappointed. Expensive mistake - tis not cheapy stuff. It's an imposter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happylittlegreensquirrel Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 But by YOUR reckoning, poo is smooth and so is vegemite, so the two are the SAME THING..... Gritty poo is probably what you GET from eating vegemite.... Em I said that vegemite is not gritty and poo is smooth Claz says Marmite is smooth I don't compare my bodily functions to yeast based spreads, that appears to the domain of Marmite eaters Sam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Canis-Equus~ Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Ahhhhh sooooooooo, now you are admitting that vegemite is not smooth.... So... see i think of a non smooth thing as being well, rough, and yanno...... GRITTY... So vegemite IS gritty then. If someone wnts to post me some vegemite they n o longer need, i can test the grittiness myself.... im not BUYING any though! Marmite Rocks. Em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 cant argue with logic like that... proof that vegimite is indeed the product of the devils bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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