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flukespad

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  1. No Do you believe in ghosts
  2. Well the madwoman will own up Yes Has a stranger/visitor ever challanged you that it wasn't the dog !!
  3. A male patient was lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. He was still heavily sedated from a four hour operation. A young nurse appeared to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbled from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" "I don't know", said the nurse. "I'm only here to wash your hands and feet." He struggled again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulled back the covers, raised his gown, held his a little boys thing in one hand and his testicles in her other hand, and took a close look and said, "There's nothing wrong with them." The man pulled off his oxygen mask and said very slowly, "That was very nice, but now listen very, very closely: Are..........my...........test..........results..........back?"
  4. But will you eat the biscuits that go with it
  5. Yes especially with Marmite sandwiches Do you eat healthy foods everyday
  6. Yes But are woman better cooks
  7. flukespad

    Age

    So sorry to hear of your sad loss. Run free little girl
  8. No ( like this game we got it as well) Does your O/H wake up house if he stands bare foot in dog poo on way to bathroom in dark
  9. Tried it with Zimba and he just ran Poor old fella thought he was going to have a dreaded bath Muzi sort of did one paw Will keep trying
  10. Mine just ran off with the towel
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    Tlc

    Ooh dear poor Ron what a tragic accident
  12. Hi I'm Stevie /Stefi or also know as the madwoman for some reason No O/H kicked him a few years ago and am also a child free zone. I live Nr Dover Kent in a very rural little village. I have been in rescue for over 20yrs and usually have a house full. Am owned by the ever patient " I don't like puppies " 8 year old Zimba and 2yr old surrogate mum/dad to any foster pup Muzi
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