Just seen and read this thread and now I'm cleaning up coke that I've spat all over my screen and desk
Not very professional is it?!
Anyway, who on earth worries about having a tanned chuff?!
Wendy, just remember that you normally have to use a different product for your face than you do for the rest of your bod. I would think this also applies to your chuff, although I'm not sure cos I've never seen a chuff tanning lotion