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Dont the Welsh like us then? I LOVE the Welsh accent, and Im sad I never got to live there, Im still hankering after Wales. (Is hankering a word? ) Im Oirish, with a Brizzle accent Theres a lot going on here in Bristol about slavery at the moment. Its always in the news and everyfink, and I dont think its something that SHOULD be forgotten about to be honest. The treatment of black people was barbaric wasnt it. How humans can treat other humans that way is beyond me. edited to say Im not really here. Im staying out of this forum cos it gets me in trouble

2 men in an airport bump into eachother. The first man says "Im meeting my wife off the plain, but I cant find her anywhere" 2nd man says "Im looking for mine too. Whats yours look like?" 1st man says " 5. 8, long blond hair, big tits, wearing a mini skirt, fishneck stockings and a little boob-tube. What about yours?" 2nd man-" F*** mine, lets look for yours"

So do I Alison....and CDs are called Records

Poor old boy...He should be spending his last years in front of a fire, with lots of cuddles...some people make me feel sick

Molly, you are a gorgeous and very lucky little girl.

Healing thoughts for poor Poppy

I did that this morning Jacky...I can still smell it now My two LOVE their food now, for the first time ever they sit drooling while I prepare it, and they both look really well too. (A blob of Vicks under the nose helps with the foul stench . )

The "typing very quickly before my pc crashes " bump and the " oooh, Ive just found out what the Veranda tag is for" bump And the " I might insert a Special Item in a minute" bump The "I am more than a bit fick, I shouldve done 3 bumps in seperate posts, well 4 now, and not all in the same post" bump

Thanks Sam. It just crashed twice as I was trying to get on here, I,ll go and try the safe-mode thingy again now. How do I find out what memory Ive got left? Ive followed some instructions in Device manager, and Ive disabled a lot of stuff but Ive no idea what really, I cant remember how to empty the cache or whatever it is.. I,ll go and play about, see what happens.

Typical man... resorting to toilet-humour. Put a lid on it

Hi Muriel I did have them both on barf around 2 years ago, but Ty just never took to it, she wouldnt eat anything raw, and on the rare occassion she did, she was sick. So I took her off it and started feeding her Naturediet, then got lazy and gave George that too when I didnt have anything else here and then sort of stayed on it. Im amazed shes taken to it like she has now, and very happy, I never liked feeding commercial food really, now all I need to do is help her get over her "chicken wing issues" as Sam Squirrel calls it . I did have Ian Billinghursts book, but lent it to a dog walker from the park, and then she moved, so I didnt get it back Ive been ready lots on the net though, Im trying not to get all in a tizzy about it like I did before (Nat, I know you mean, I worried all the time too) and just be relaxed about it, so I,ll just persevere with Ty, and if she never "gets" how to eat a wing, Im not too bothered. Ive ordered stuff from Landywoods too, for when I get brave and dont just feed the natures menu raw blocks, but I dont mind them eating natures/amp stuff for now, Im just glad Ty is loving it at last. One small problem Im having is that with any bones, Ty gets VERY funny with George. I seperate them when they have them, but even after Ive picked up the bones and slung them, if George sniffs where Ty had her bone, she launches herself at him , so Im wary of that. Part of my home improvements Im having done is a small extension so the dogs have there own room in a way, their crates are going to be in there, along with their freezer, and Im getting another microwave cos I dont like using mine for their stuff if I need to defrost it . Its going to be a very "dog friendly" room, ceramic tiles on the floor etc, and Im having the central heating extended into there so they dont get cold , I,ll even give them their own radio (I did think about a portable tv, but they might argue over what to watch ), and Im more excited about this little room than any of the other stuff Im having done in the house...lol...Bet they never use it!!

My PC keeps crashing....please dont let this happen to me now, Ive only just come back I thought of calling 999, but there isnt a category offered for "Police, Fire, Ambulance or Knowledgeble Computer Persons".... Im having a panic attack . Can anyone help me please?

Not on my loo they dont, Ive not got a seat on it

The " " bump

A binman knocks on the door of a house and a Chinese man answers. Chinese man... "Herro, wha you wan? Binman...."Wheres yer bin mate?" Chinese man...." I bin in bathwoom" Binman...."No, I mean wheres yer bin gone?" Chinese man " I bin gone in bathwoom" Binman.."No, I mean wheres yer wheelie bin gone, " Chinese man.."Hokey, I weally bin havin a wank"

I did think of that one, but Im too much of a Lady to post it. Oh crap..that means Ive failed then. Oh well, I didnt really want to be a Man anyway, theyve got horrible toenails.

The "flippin eck, isnt this thread up to 1001 yet? " bump.

hello Carole!!

thats really fantastic news, well done Nat, and well done Miss P. I know the journey youve both been on, but all the tears and hardwork has paid off

Will do Jo. And if I decide not to use it, I,ll send the bottle to you. Thats a good way of putting it Sam, Ty just doesnt "get" them, she hasnt got a clue what shes supposed to do with it. Id have thought that seeing George chomping away on them, she might at least copy him? If your feeding Tripe, BARF stands for Bleedin Awful Rotten Fumes... Im a real barf newbie so I cant help you much, but maybe try Pheonix on the Natures Menu frozen mince, you just defrost it and feed it raw, I know what you mean about bones and the runs though, George gets the runs sometimes after a bone, (he gets Colitis) but he never has after just raw meat, so it must be a bit different? I think if its Marrow bones you give, the marrow can be a bit rich? oooh, Id be interested in that too!

Just a quick fur-baby update. George and Ty have been on the barf diet for a week now, and love it. Im hoping it will help calm Ty a little, and help with Georges skin, it gets a bit sore in his groin area. I dont know if Im imagining this, but Georges coat seems different already, his markings and mask seem more defined, the black bits look blacker or something, would that be possible? They had raw green tripe this morning. George always eats fast, but Ty normally eats in a very ladylike manner, small mouthfulls very slowly, this morning she ate as if shes not eaten for a month, then asked for more . She still needs to lose some weight, but it looks as if shes lost some already. Ty still wont eat chicken wings though, she doesnt seem to know what to do with it and just throws it about in the air and licks it. Ive tried smashing it up a bit, but she still wont eat it, George crunches it though and loves it. I stopped the hydrotherapy with Tyra, she hated it so much. It was just too stressfull for her, it wasnt working. Shes gone through another wont-go-out phase, and this one was worse than any of the others, she wouldnt even go out in the garden at one point. A few times she even messed in the house when she couldnt hold it in any longer, poor little thing, but I didnt tell her off because I know she mustve been so worried about doing that. The last few days shes been fine though, and has been out for walks with George, but wont go without him. Sometimes I go with them. I went back to the vet when Ty was at her worse, I asked again for a thyroid test, but again the vet was reluctant, he said he could tell by her heartrate and coat that it wasnt a thyroid problem. He prescribed Clomicalm, which Im not too happy about, I didnt want to resort to medication. I havnt started her on it yet, I keep putting it off cos I feel so bad about giving it to her, as if Im failing her or something. The vet said even if she only has it for around 8 weeks, it will help her to cope with walks and re-condition her brain, so she can re-learn that walks are fun. Has anyone here tried it? Id really be greatfull if someone could advise me how their dog got on with it. I bought some Melatonin off e.bay because I read that it can help, shes been on it for a few weeks now but I havnt seen any difference, although because its a natural product I dont mind her staying on it for a while longer. I take it too instead of sleeping pills, and it works for me The dreaded Chihuhua woman is now breeding them , so theres going to be more than the usuall 4 yapping at Ty as they walk by the house, if she keeps any of the pups, which I think she will. Once my house is straight (it WILL be straight one day, wont it? ), I,ll spend more time in the back rooms so Ty doesnt havnt to put up with them yapping at her 8 times a day. My neighbour is still being a pain, the latest complaint is that the dogs are causing another neighbours cats to spend too much time in HIS garden. Apparently the cats are chased out of my garden by the dogs, and jump over the fence into his garden. So its my fault another neighbours cats go in his garden. Whatever. I can see a few solutions to this problem. Either he goes to the other neighbour and complains about her cats TO HER, or, I get rid of my dogs so the cats will spend more time in MY garden and less in his, or, he fecks off! The last option sounds the best to me

Morning. Im in such chaos here that I was rushing around getting ready to take George out so much, I stepped on a snail. It crunched, I hate that. I said sorry though. Then in the park I noticed Id put on 2 odd wellies. One pale pink, one pink flowers. At least its the same colour group. Kathy, whats happened to Dodge?

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Hi everyone Just a quick update about my impending surgery. Ive been told I will have to actually live as a Man for a year before I can be considered for the sex-change, Im in full Man-mode as I sit here now, and I have to say, I dont know how those of you that have gone through this, cope. If anyone can give me any advice, I,ll look forward to it, the balls in your court ( no pun intended). I did realise there would be more to me becoming a Man than just adding and removing flaps of skin, but I was,nt expecting it to be this hard. The physical side of it isnt actually the problem, gravity had already helped in the booby department by turning them into a couple of spaniels ears, so its pretty simple to shove them under my armpits and secure with double-sided tape, and Ive taken a leaf out of George Micheals book and invested in a few shuttlecocks to shove down the old Y-fronts. Its the mannerisims and voice thats the problem, and leaving behind old habits that Id had for the 32 years of living as a Female. Im finding it very hard to go into a shop and just buy the first thing I see, its SO tempting to go in EVERY single shop, waste hours, make a lot of "Umming" and "oooh, I dont know" sounds, then go back to the first shop and buy the thing I didnt know I wanted 5 hours before, but now suddenly cant live without. Im also trying to get the "scratch the groin" move just right ( not easy when wearing a shuttlecock, you have to get the pressure just right otherwise the plastic digs in). Watching telly as a "man" is a whole different ball game, especially when watching football (see what I did there? ) Im not allowed to be disgusted and say "pig" when a player spits on the floor, or look forward to the end so I can see them take their shirts off. And there are only certain times I can shout "off-side", even if I do think the other side should all be sent off, it doesnt work like that apparently. Rugby isnt just football with a funny shaped ball, and when the players are in a "scrum", they arnt actually whispering about someones fashion sense or being bitchy, its part of the game!!! The SIX NATIONS isnt The Eurovision Song Contest with hardly any entries.; The All Blacks do have caucasian players, and its not "spitefull" when a player tackles another player and makes him fall down, poor thing. Im not convinced that Cricket players are rubbing the ball into their groins purely to clean it, but who am I to judge, if it works for them..... Im learning to say "Why are you watching this crap" when Coronation St is on, while secretly loving it, and to only watch Dancing on Ice because the Women are "well fit" and dont wear much. Tomorrow night Im going to pracise sneering at Duncan from Blue and saying "pansy; Its not easy though. But needs must. Not being able to wear make-up is a bit of a sod, although in true "man-fashion" I can use a bit of mascara on my greying eyebrows as long as I deny it. Im getting good at avoiding answering things by pretending I didnt hear, and being totally non-commital about things by grunting, so I can later change the meaning of the grunt to either "yes" or "no", if it all turns nasty and an argument occurs. Driving is a bit of a revelation, as a "man" I own the road.; I dont have to give way to anyone, the use of hand-gestures is widely accepted, as is shouting "T****r, and an Amber light doesnt mean anything except Amber and can be ignored. The driving is going to get even more interesting with the nice weather coming, its apparently compulsary to play music loudly while having a window wide open , and to stick an arm out of the window to drum on the roof, when stopped at lights, as long as your not playing Neil Diamond or driving a Ford Ka. This has been a real journey for me so far, I know many of you here are much more experienced in this than I am and have been there, done that etc, I dont know what Id have done if this website hadnt been recommended to me the kind people at the "Changes" group. One last thing, Im trying to summon enough courage to use the urinals in the gents when Im out and about, but I cant quite work out how to get over the physical problem of not actually having a p.......... ooops, wrong forum!!!!!