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You are pretty, but have an IQ of 6 and a flatulance problem, because no-bodys perfect you know I wish I saved some money instead of spending it all.

Arrrgggghhhhhh I missed it again!!! I blame The Refuge , Its so slow tonight, Ive spent ages posting.

It took that long because I typed the destination into my tom tom, and the route it gave me to get onto the motorway was stupid . (H kept saying "Mum, theres a better way to get on the motorway than this", but I said NO, I was doing what tom tom told me, thats what its there for" , thinking it knew best. But it took us right the other way, in all the Bristol traffic and road works, to get onto the motorway at Filton, that alone took half an hour . Also, the tom tom didnt recognise Brean, so I had to opt for Weston, so maybe thats why it took me that way, so then we had to go from weston to brean and I thought I knew a better route than tom tom told me (I used to live in Burnham so I thought I knew the way, but everythings changed since I lived there 25 years ago ) and I kept going on ring roads and got lost. Between me an tom tom, we,re useless at navigation

It was brilliant, once we got there It was only supposed to be 50 minutes away, but my Tom Tom sat nav took me on a bit of a wild goose chase before we even got on the motorway, so in all it took about 80 minutes before we got there. ( I almost had a panic attack on the motorway, but H was reassuring me and calming me down, my hands are still shaped as if they are around the steering wheel, I was grabbing it that hard!!) First of all we went to Weston super mare beach, but it was quite busy so after letting the dogs out to go to the loo, we drove on to Brean Down, and it was deserted, so much better. Ty didnt want to get out of the car at first, but George was straight off running to the sea with H and Naomi. I stayed in the car with Ty, then suddenly she wanted to get out, so I put her muzzle on her and opened the boot door, and she was gone , by that time George was running in and out of the sea and attacking the waves, and when Ty got there she stopped dead and was poking her nose in the sea then jumping back, making funny noises, it was hilarious . She soon got used to it though and went in. They loved it, George more so but Ty did enjoy it too. George was running along and throwing himself onto the floor, roaching, throwing sand around with his mouth, he was soo funny! Ty had a good run for around 15 minutes, then stopped, sniffed the air, and started to run back to the car, so I put her on her lead and took her back, she just wanted to sit by the car and watch George going loopy , she wouldnt leave the car then at all which was a shame, but maybe next time she,ll stay out longer. (iM DETERMINED THERE WILL BE A NEXT TIME) Even though we wernt there long, it was worth the terror of driving there to see them enjoying themselves so much. I think Ty wouldve stayed out longer if Id taken her muzzle off (she kept trying to rub it off), but I was too afraid a dog would suddenly run down the beach or something, or that Ty would run back to the car and a dog might be in a car nearby, so I left it on, but I really wish she could enjoy it without the muzzle . Maybe one day! George stinks like a crab , and they are both fast asleep now. Which is what I feel like doing too. I felt a bit sad that it turned into such a long journey for them, and that we didnt stay that long, but Ty really wanted to go by then and I dont want to push her, I thought she did really well as it was, bless her. Sorry if I sound like an idiot , but its such a big thing for me, anyone would think Id been to Australia and back! I cant get the video to work though

And I DROVE , ON THE MOTORWAY! Im knackered so need to go get a cuppa, but if I can work out how to do it, Im going to get the video off Hs phone and post it on here. If not, I,ll just have to explain the look on George and Tyras faces as they saw the sea , for the first time ever.

Your budgies will be quiet soon, because next door knows you reported him about his loud music and will be sending his 2 cats in to eat your budgies and spray cat-pee all over your carpet. I wish I wasnt addicted to the internet and went to bed early.

You dont really need to go to bed because your next door neighbours will be playing Garage music all night long so loud it makes the pictures fall off your wall and your ears will bleed. I wish I had long hair again.

You are fit. You came second in a fitness competition but there were only 2 contestants and Johnny Vegas won I wish someone would take away all my stress.

brilliant pics!!! What a character

classic

You can go to bed, but only because youve caught the flu and are too weak to stand. I wish I had a tidy house.

Oh bless. What a cuddle-monster. One for Perry too.

What a stunning looking boy. Welcome home Glen

Happy Gottcha day Timmy

Dont beat around the bush Pam, just say what you mean!

I thought it was quite fair to be honest, but not in all points. I shouted when Mic Martin said pitbulls "lock on" . The misconception that these dogs can do that only adds to make people more afraid of them, I wish he hadnt said that Good to see the owners after court I also think PC plod made himself look like a bumbling idiot. And when he said they knew the criminal society wouldnt hand the dogs in, but they cleared mersyside of pitbull types anyway, so there are less dogs on the streets, they will be looking at the criminal side of things again, it made me so mad . Overall not a bad programe.

The "Thankyou Kathy" bump

Ive got the hump *bump*

When I said its best to remove a splinter using an electric saw, I didnt think she took me seriously. Alex, do NOT remove the dressing

Cricky Alex, thats lovely! It wasnt you that posted about getting a splinter out, was it? I hope you are at the finger hospital right now. You is being very brave

For you and Gilbert. I hope whatever is wrong can be treated and he goes from strength to strength.

Madonna: La Isla Bonita : The real lyrics were: Tropical the island breeze All of Nature wild and free This is where I long to be La Isla Bonita But I misheard them as: Just call me an island slease All my body yours for free This is who I long to be Louise the Bone Eater John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John: The One That I Want The real lyrics were: Meditate, my direction, feel your way But I misheard them as: Meditate, mad erection, feel your way Abba: Chiquitita the real lyrics were: Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong But I misheard them as: Take your teeth out, tell me what is wrong

Ok Ange I keep posting things in the wrong places, but Im only a newbie, so be patient with me Kathy did you get my e.mail??

All the fencing has been patched up, and the dog is out in the garden, but NOT on a chain He,s still shut out, but at least he,s free to move about, so maybe it was the rspca after all? Either way, hes better off than he was last night and this morning. I,ll still be doing this though......