jacqui d Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Thought for the day If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95. With HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50. £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5. But if you had bought £1000 worth of Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminum re-cycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle. Sounds good to me CHEERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incapuppy Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 (edited) Haha, good one! I don't like lager, but I'm sure I could adapt this practice a bit to suit Edited September 29, 2008 by incapuppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simikins Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Don't walk under a conker tree when it is windy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murtle Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Haha, good one! I don't like lager, but I'm sure I could adapt this practice a bit to suit hmmm, I don't mind larger but was wondering how glass bottles would work...we might *drink* more wine here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yena Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Thought for the day 'stay in bed' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathyw Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Make sure your brain is engaged before putting your mouth into gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careli Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazydaisy Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Dont live with a lazy teenager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dognabbit Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red-devil0602 Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 funny things happen when a touring band stay in your house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathyw Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 funny things happen when a touring band stay in your house Not enough info................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranirottie Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Do as you would be done by. revenge is a dish best served cold. laughter is the best medicine. x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red-devil0602 Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Not enough info................................... a london band called Second Chance stayed at mine last night they crashed the van into an overhead lamp in the carpark which put a hole in the roof of the hire van, then when they went to reverse they backed into somebody, mananged to get to mine ok, 2 of them slept in the van until about 7am when it started to rain in on them lol so to fix it they got the smallest lad in the band and boosted him up the side of the van holding him by his legs, he was screaming "i'm gonna die!" and the other lad shouting "no your bloody not! get up there!" and nearly threw him on top of the van you had to be there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incapuppy Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Ermmm, don't eat yellow snow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spins4me Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 From a calender I had many years ago: Never put off til tomorrow the smile you can give today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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