ranirottie

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses..... She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door x

ooo I missed this,what a little sweetheart. x

wish we could join in the camping but our caravan lives in Devon and I think it might fall apart if we were to tow it all the way here,then to Canine Capers,back here and then back to Devon. She is rather elderly now and things tend to go wrong and fall off with elderly caravans no matter how much you love them. x

HAPPY BIRTHDAY from us x

Brian was a nice bloke and it is great that he won but I still wish Chanteelle was first. I wonder what will happen with her and Preston now. I wish them luck altho I think she feels deeper than he does. I hope I am wrong x

a very,very sad day. My thoughts are with all those concerned x

My hubby says that he doesn't like dogs,he doesn't dislike them,just doesn't see the need for them! He moans about them ruining the lawn,digging up the flowers,peeing on the floor when it's raining outside,leaving muddy footprints on the floor and hair floating around etc etc etc but he always fills up their water bowls first thing every morning,constantly refills the food bowls (we do grazing feeding)carefully shares out out any tasty leftovers and puts the bedding back on the bed if it falls off. Those and a dozen more "caring" things. I also catch him talking "silly" talk to them and chucking toys about etc etc...............but he doesn't like dogs!! x

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, love her ears x

Thought you said last night that you were going to leave them in the car overnight. Still waiting for "the pic" x

with 4 males and 3 females living in the house our poor toilet seats kept going up and down like yoyos ! x

Chantelle fr me,Victor or Preston second. x

belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY from us x

belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY from us x

I have a very good man and I love him to bits but I will never have another one when I lose him. I have five very good dogs that I love to bits but I will have more when I lose them. I think that speaks for itself. x .

she sounds lovely x

me too x

dogs keep more friends than humans because they wag their tails not their tongues.x

thank you,thats a nice thing to say x

and you dare roll in that fox poo Mali !! and all five were sitting nicely but demon pup moved as usual

We went for a nice walk this evening round some local fields. They have mown the centre for the football pitches but left the outside for the dog walkers. I think that is a good idea and should be done in most parks. There are several dog poo bins at various places around the edge of the field but we still saw at least 6 full poo bags hanging in the bushes and it makes me so angry!!It's not far to walk to put it in the bin and it gives all dog walkers a bad name! We met several other dog walkers and dogs and I am happy to say that my girls are very well behaved when they meet other dogs but will stay close to me if they are not allowed to greet them. Here are a few pics.

Parvo is terrible and altho my Rani was vaccinated every year she caught a virulent Irish strain of parvo and died within 24 hours!She was my sould dog and it broke my heart. It is an evil thing that no dog is safe from x

I use a metal dustbin and keep it outside! so no use to you x

We have that duck too but it doesn't get used as a pillow as gentle Jack is doing,Miffi wrestles with hers! bless them,don't they all look peaceful and comfy x

me too.x