celeste

Helen Ready

Jet Boy-Jet Girl Plastic Bertrad

Record Breakers

Gregory Peck

My middle nephew to his elder brother as they were preparing for a night out " Paul, dinnae bother gettin' ready, ye canny polish a turd" Chick Murrey gag he fell in the street and an old ladie asks him " aw, did ye fall son ?" " naw missus, i'm tryin' to break a bar of toffee in ma back pocket"

Derek Jacoby

Henry Cooper

Ooops, that serves me right for not paying attention

Noggin the Nog

New Rose - The Damned

Norman Wisdom

Tony Benn

Ewan Macgregor

Karen Carpenter

Lilly the Pink - some other old hippy dudes

Oscar Wilde

Eastenders

John Barrowman

Me and You and a Dog Named Boo - Some Old Hippy Guy (Don Mclean perhaps ?)

A - The Creature from the Black Lagoon

Hmmm, she just might have a grass seed, i think a trip to the vets would be the best, thanks guys

Over the past few days Daisy has been sounding as if she has a big bogey up her nose, when she breaths it really sounds as if theres something up there, she is not snotty or runny and it only does it occasionally, being a Staffy i would expect some snoring, but this is a new thing, otherwise shes absolutly fine, anyone got any ideas as to what it could be ?

The coins are The Sixth Sense

Thankyou Mrs Yoyo, Vin seems to have booted Nathan out all by himself i hope he gets over it

Help ! how do i change my avatar from the lush Nathan that you see on the left to the chunk of manliness that is Vin Diesel, i have booted Nathen oot, but when i try and update to Vin, Nathan just reappears, now much as i fancy the pants of Nathan, i'm a bit fickle and my lust-o-meter is swinging towards Vin this week, can anyone help me give Nathan the boot? Oh, now look at that, all i've managed to do is make poor Nathan all bloated, not only am i stuck with him, he's gone all Elvis on me eeeeeeeekkkk