Melp Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Basically the nail came off and as a joke I decided to pop it in his cup of tea. He saw it straight away, fished it out and gave it to Aggie the staffy to eat....and so she did eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww on all counts! Helen you are GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Chasta what happened to the OH? being assaulted is going a bit bloody far just to get a pic for this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chasta Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Basically the nail came off and as a joke I decided to pop it in his cup of tea. He saw it straight away, fished it out and gave it to Aggie the staffy to eat....and so she did EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW Did he drink his tea? (hadta ask ) Melp....quoting myself from RMF.... My OH has just rung to say that he is at A&E having his head glued up cos his 'friend', who is a publican, was upset about something, and when Ian went to see if he could help, ended up having the bottles off the optics thrown at him The police were called, Ian has refused to press charges and feels 'sorry' for his mate Ian is such a pussycat and totally nonconfrontational and now feels awful that he made it worse He does like to go beyond the call of duty to please at times (us that is, but he wanted to know why I was insisting on pics ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tisaann Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Thank you nouggatti . Great to hear your OH enjoyed it. Smashing. Here's another pic taken just now especially for him . Think it is only a matter of hours before it has gone it's seperate way, alas. Please post ASAP his lovely features for me to gawp at in wonder . That would be much appreciated. Geeze woman, for a photo shoot you need to use the posh stainless steel shiney tweezers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClazUK Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 This thread STARTED with a Helen wonky toenail. Be very afraid of what this latest nail-loss might spawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pendlewitch Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Some good pics of OH's bunion, this one shows just how deviated his toe is! The bunion in it's glory and the well formed seg underneath, tasty! He says it doesn't hurt but I think he's fibbing and his toe wrecks his socks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tegk68 Posted March 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Some good pics of OH's bunion, this one shows just how deviated his toe is! The bunion in it's glory and the well formed seg underneath, tasty! He says it doesn't hurt but I think he's fibbing and his toe wrecks his socks! It's scaring me.....so nice work there Mr Pendlewitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouggatti Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Some good pics of OH's bunion, this one shows just how deviated his toe is! The bunion in it's glory and the well formed seg underneath, tasty! He says it doesn't hurt but I think he's fibbing and his toe wrecks his socks! Oh most excellent, is the skin dead so that you can take a knife to the dead bits? Oh reckons I am a freak as I am quite obsessed with manky feet, and should have been a chiropodist, one of the girls in work had an ingrown toenail removed at lunchtime recently, her tale of it's removal was most cool. Sadly I couldn't ask her for a pic I'll see if I can take pictures of his manky feet this evening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melp Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Without wishing to be rood, is Mr Pendlwitch a Smurf? his foot looks rather blue. I'd have to be picking those hard bits off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouggatti Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 I'd have to be picking those hard bits off! Excellent I am not alone. Those little screwdrivers for glasses are great for picking off manky hard bits of foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pendlewitch Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 I have a boootiful sharp knife thingy that I used to use to slice bits off but as OH is diabetic I'm banned from mucking about with it, isn't that cruel, the chiropodist gets all the fun! He's made up with all the great comments and the Smurf thing has cheered him up no end, as he's a bit of a hypochondriac so he's now working out what could possibly be making him go blue! Smurfitis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouggatti Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 (edited) I have a boootiful sharp knife thingy that I used to use to slice bits off but as OH is diabetic I'm banned from mucking about with it, isn't that cruel, the chiropodist gets all the fun! He's made up with all the great comments and the Smurf thing has cheered him up no end, as he's a bit of a hypochondriac so he's now working out what could possibly be making him go blue! Smurfitis? Fair enough that you can't slice him up as he is diabetic, I reckon he's just special, even his nails are a pleasant two tone shade of icy blue, they remind me of Sol's favourite nail polish. Or maybe the flash turned them blue? We better warn the foot phobics again not to come in here, it's getting worse for them! I wonder how long it takes to train as a chiropodist and if you can do it part time? Imagine being paid to slice off bits of foot! Edited March 18, 2008 by nouggatti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tegk68 Posted March 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Without wishing to be rood, is Mr Pendlwitch a Smurf? his foot looks rather blue. Smurf thing has cheered him up no end, as he's a bit of a hypochondriac so he's now working out what could possibly be making him go blue! Smurfitis? *I'm still sooooo ashamed about my tweezer not being smart, I do apologise * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouggatti Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 *I'm still sooooo ashamed about my tweezer not being smart, I do apologise * I didn't know you could get black tweezers, I thought it was a kitchen knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tegk68 Posted March 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 I didn't know you could get black tweezers, I thought it was a kitchen knife Oh no, those are my tick tweezers Just for complete toenail overkill by me , here's the nail shortly before I dropped in the OH's tea and then it making it's way into Aggie's tummy. Thought this was going to be a blinding shot with the rular and all but am left disappointed by the camera flash 'wash out' on the scales. Oh well. Might nip to the photography section here now for some top tips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouggatti Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Oh no, those are my tick tweezers Just for complete toenail overkill by me , here's the nail shortly before I dropped in the OH's tea and then it making it's way into Aggie's tummy. Thought this was going to be a blinding shot with the rular and all but am left disappointed by the camera flash 'wash out' on the scales. Oh well. Might nip to the photography section here now for some top tips. Is the red stuff old nail varnish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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