suzeanna Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Apologies if this has been posted before, but it really tickled me..in fact, with a few alterations for things I don't like anyway, I think I'll type it up and give it to my doctor. I______ being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: - glass of wine - chocolate - margarita - martini - cold beer - glass of wine - ice cream - Starbucks coffee - Mexican food - chocolate - french fries - glass of wine - chocolate - pizza - ice cream - sex - chocolate It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel the tubes and call it a day. I'd remove the beer and Starbucks coffee and insert a vodka and coke, and definitely add a cuddle with my husband and the dogs..what about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K9Fran Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I think there should be a similar thing for our animals. Barney's would include a tennis ball. Missy's would be a cuddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I might change the order a bit but I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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