ranirottie Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after and house > her neighbors dog whilst the neighbors went on their holidays. > > The only problem was that the spinsters own dog was a bitch that was on > 'heat' and the neighbors dog was a male. Nevertheless she had a large > house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart. > > > As she lay in her bed drifting off to sleep the spinster was suddenly > awakened by an awful howling and moaning sounds from downstairs. she > rushed downstairs to find the dogs locked together, as dogs do when > mating. The dogs were in obvious pain howling but unable to disengage. > > > Try as she might she could not part them and she was perplexed as what > to do next. > > > Though it was late she reluctantly phoned the vet and after a few rings > a rather grumpy voice of the vet answered the phone. > > The spinster explained the problem, The vet said. "I want you to take > the phone to the dogs and place it down alongside them. I will then > phone your number back and the noise of the telephone ringing should > make the male dog lose his erection and be able to withdraw from the > bitch" > > > "Oh" Said the spinster. "Do you think that will work?" > > > "Well" The vet replied > > "IT JUST WORKED ON ME". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griff Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spins4me Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 Anyone going to own up to having had the same experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Anyone going to own up to having had the same experience? Surely no one would really stop and answer the phone would they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyMalc Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 classic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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