riley Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 The Black Bra > > I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a > mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were > chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing > a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We > agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. > > Here's how it all went. > > My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found > me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and > said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love > all night long. > > The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I > was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a > raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had > wild sex all night. > > Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing > the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. > As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, > Batman?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yantan Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 :biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranirottie Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 (edited) typical bloke ! x Edited January 19, 2009 by ranirottie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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