boosboss Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Here's a sensible answer to the oversized person issue! Book two seats, second at child/discounted rate and then if plane isn't full, claim refund for 2nd seat. http://www.southwest.com/travel_center/cos_guidelines.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caz Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Re the fat people thing, again you have the problem of booking seats that are in indivisible pairs. I can just see a fat person (already indignant from having had to check the 'I am a Fat Person' box on the online checkin) coming on board and finding that his 2 seats have accidentally been redistributed to opposite ends of the plane... Simple solution employ a giant orange squeezer at the entrance to the plane to dejuice fat people so they fit - like in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Or cut them in half so one half goes on one seat and one on another . I have never booked a flight where I haven't been sat next to my co-travellers when the tickets arrived. Caz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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