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According to this site http://www.kencollins.com/holy-04.htm they don't count Sundays !! Edited to say I should have quoted this as well QUOTE(mandy @ Mar 1 2006, 09:39 AM) Maybe it's to do with not being able to get 40 days exactly between a Wednesday and Sunday? I really have no idea as I'm not a Christian Mandy

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Doesn't go back far enogh for my birth date

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Say Hello to my latest Grandson Zachary Mackenzie Linnitt being held here by his big brother Max Born in Hong Kong on 17 February.

WELL DONE ELAINE

Thinking of you Trudi

Ah, the voice of Youth

Yo Ho Ho Morale got so low Mutiny on board Now I'm down below

A Clean Joke - yes, really This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in. This is done by the chip monks.

Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard way to go! Should be fun. A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special". Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and HE tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!" And doing so draws and even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads "Ma'am, why are you saying that? In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I AM BEING SCREWED!! The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.